Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: Oh stab his FACE with a SHOVEL so tell me more, Captain Hedgehog, about the day you saved the hedgehog.
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: ok well, me and alex were walking home with our mouths stuffed with weird sweets, when some chavs from our school came up behind us
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: Oman chavs
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: yeah, well, anyway they were walkin' all cool yo, and one of them spotted alex and me. he was "urrr! It's fatty and ringo!" (me being ringo, alex being fatty)
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: Alex isn't fat.
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: and the others were going "URRR! SInce when were the beatles back!" (yea i know, but he's bigger than most boys, so everyone thinks he is. Tell him that will you?)
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: Okay, I will. But go on.
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: ok, and I was like "well, actually, they haven't gone away They'll have a far longer lasting effect on the world than any of the s**t you listen to."
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: xD
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: then they get pissed, and you know chavs when they're pissed That's right They get angry and throw soft berries at you! OH NOES!
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: OH NOES D: tragic
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: Well, me and Alex ignored them, partly because they were just being pathetic, and partly because our hair acts as super amazing berry shields, when we came across this li'l hedgie on the side of the road. At first we were like "awwwww!" but then we heard the chavs coming and were like " ! The chavs will kick it's prickly little head in!" We decided that we'd pick it up using our school jumpers, but there wasn't enough time because the chavs were getting closer.
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: BUT HEDGEHOGS HAVE FLEAS
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: I had to scoop it up really quickly from underneath before it turned into a ball. my dog has fleas.
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: oriteokay
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: anyway, it tightened round my fingers, and it prickled me a bit, but we managed to hop in a panicked fashion to the nearest safe place we could find: A graveyard (dismal, I know) There we hid the hedgie, and carried on walking.
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: Awwie !
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: The chavs went away pretty much straight away, but then this weird man came and gave me a look like " Did you just kill a hedgehog?!?!" but we kept own walkin'.
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: Good job.
" X-men? Don't you have any other foreplay games?" says: and there's our fantastic story.
Sammy - CHAT IS FIXED says: SUPER! I love you. <3
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