FINAL FANTASY BOYFRIEND LIST
CURRENT FINAL FANTASY "HUSBAND": Balthier (FF XII) - An internal struggle is all a character really needs to be a kewl boyfriend. But only kewl husbands have sideburns, a schweet-tastic gun, and a viera girlfriend. And no, Gabby, he is not gay just because he wears rings.
1. Gabranth (FF12) - aka Noah fon Ronsenburg. He's hot... once he takes off that ridiculous judge magister armor. Who cares if he's in love with Larsa, anyway?!?!?!
2. Zack Fair (FF7) - Three words: Drugged. With. Mako. And with a face like that, who can resist? Except for *cough idiotswhopreferWilliamMoseley cough UGLY cough*
3. Llyud (FF12:RV) - An aegyl warrior. He's a redhead and he's got wings. That makes him cool in my book. Oh, did I mention that he jumps on people...?
4. Roxas (KH2) - I am currently mourning Roxas. Not because he put his entire being into Sora. No. Because it just so happens that his voice is done by none other than Jesse McCartney. I feel sorry for Roxie. Doesn't help that his "best friend" (lover) Axel died.
5. Sephiroth (FF7) - Silver hair. Big long swishy sword. The most badass theme song ever. Endless inside jokes with my sister Gabby and cousin Pat. "I want to Strike Raid Sephiroth!" The only question is, did he prefer Angeal or Genesis?
6. Cloud (FF7) - Notice that Cloud is lower on the list than Sephiroth. What does this tell you about Cloud? More importantly, what does this tell you about Sephiroth?
7. Luneth (FF3) - Silver hair... again. He was blessed by the Crystal of the Wind. Gabby's actually right this time: he's prolly gay.
8. Riku (KH) - Silver hair! (Noticing a pattern?) Riku is teh badass. He's friends with King Mickey, so that automatically makes him badass, right?
9. Basch (FF12) - Gabranth's twin brother and killer. BUT THEY'RE BOTH SO AWESOME!
10. Reno (FF7) - He blows stuff up. Mainly people. What do you expect? He's a TURK, goshdangit!
11. Cecil (FF4) - WHITE hair, once he takes off that stupid dark knight helmet and becomes a paladin. Seriously, that Jean Valjean-ish transformation did wonders for him!
12. Edge (FF4) - Silver hair. Mwahahaha. Also chock-full of sarcasm. He's nice, though, and he likes Rydia.
FINAL FANTASY GIRLFRIEND LIST
1. Fran (FF12) - Anyone who's played FF12 would understand.
2. Rydia (FF4) - Is it weird that she's only technically about ten years old???
3. Penelo (FF12) - I dunno... she's just so cute! I wanna cuddle her!!!
4. Rosa (FF4) - The classic damsel-in-distress. "Thank goodness Kain's back to normal again" = "Thank goodness Kain isn't going to make any more awkward advances on me while I'm chained to a wall wearing only a cape and a bikini thing".
5. Aerith (FF7) - Something about Aerith is cute. Maybe it's the ribbon. Thank you, Zack.
MORE WILL COME. MARK MY WORDS.
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