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Umm... Yeah... I got stuff to say... Maybe.

One thing for sure, I want to understand men... I don't understand them at all and that is prolly why I get none. Anyone who would be so generious as to explain the inner workings of a male mind, I'd appreciate it greatly. Like I will sex you or something.

That's all. You can go back to masterbation now.

I feel unloved. Nobody comments on my journal or my profile even after I made an effort to make it pretty. *goes to pout in a corner*

No, I really don't... But yeah... Journal... I got a list or something like that. *ahem* The top 10 list of the things that get me hot an' bothered:

1. Manga *hot*
2. Anime *bothered*
3. Wills the Guy... no, not really, but it would be funny if he actually read this! >o<
4. Pizza... I know, I'm scared too, but there is some pizzas that are totally orgasmic. And not just the frozen kind, the good kind. mad
5. The Man and the Greek, the two guys that I salivate over. (Those are their nicknames, btw).
6. Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I'd kill for them right now... *drools*
7. Captain Jack Sparrow, 'cause noone can resist the hotness that's right there.
8. PMs and notes and emails (that's not spam or invitations to porn sites or morgages and rebates. I get those a lot! mad ). I get excited when I get something like that, like you could not believe. I probably get off a little bit... Maybe not, but still. *loves*
9. "Amelie" and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", the two greatest movies on the whole planet. That's right! I went there! cool
And
10. My music collection. I got some pretty weird s**t, but I love it never the less.

Oh my god, I am weird... Just shoot me now. rolleyes Seriously.

Wow, I really like the list thingy that I did in like a long time... ago... Grammar good. I think that I'll do one of those later... maybe. ninja

Umm... I didn't make my letters small before, now it looks weird... Oh well.

That's right bitches, I'm writing in my journal. I never seem to get the knack for it though. I mean, I had a diary (it's either spelled like that or dairy and I know one of those is milky stuffs) and one misely little book lasted me for like 2 or 3 years. Of course it is oh so fun going back and seeing what a moron I was back then... Anyway, back to the journal entry thingy. I gotta ask one question, what is the whole journal thingy about. What the hell do you write in it? I can write about my day but so far it's been pretty... boring. Seriously, sitting in front of TV is so fun. To me, at least, maybe not to the reader of this journal. And it was comedy central so it was tres amuzant (little french thrown in here). So yeah, if anybody has a good grasp on what the hell is a journal anyway, PM me. Or comment. Or something. Anything really. I'd really appreciate it. Yeah...

I've been on the computer for basically more then 50 hours so far this week... Mostly playing mah Adventure Quest, but yeah... Basically a constant headache, but the advil is so far away.... It is not with in my grasp... Watch me die slowly now... Uber slowly while melting from the light of the computer. If anyone can tell me why parents are dumb, though, I think that I will hold on to this thread of life and listen to you closely because my mother is dumb... Will I grow up to be dumb too? eek I hope... I only hope that I'm not going to grow up even half as dumb.... But maybe it's in the genes... Please someone SAVE MEH!!!! gonk

Holy s**t, I haven't written anything for like a s**t load of time! Well.... Something random that I have intelligenced myself during now and the last entry:
1. It turns out that you are not a man untill you clog a toilet... neutral

2. If you work in a bakery, you will die inside... The horror! The pain! The agony!

3. Penguins are shmeckie. cool

4. I can draw! I already knew that, but I rediscovered it. Unfortunately, my best work comes from copy something, or at least pieces of it.

5. AP U.S. is the real enemy.

6. Failing classes sucks a** coz you have to repeat them... I'm not dumb, per se, I'm just lazy.

7. Just because a movie has super heroes does not automatically make it rock. Example: Fantastic 4.

8. Teepeeing a house make you life worth living.

9. Men are scum... I knew that before, but I only confermed it time and time again. So speaking of men being scum, any girl that is nice can PM me any time...

10. It is in human nature to break somebody elses heart.

11. Wallflower is the best manga in the whole wide world! If someone thinks otherwise, we can duke it out later, behind the garbage truck at midnight, my place.

12. I discovered Adventure Quest... and addicted.

13. Being lonely bites... hard in the a**.

14. Swearing is the way of life.

15. Family Guy is teh coo!

Yeah.... There are plenty more, but they are dull and boring... YAY! xp

I got my very first Blue box today! Isn't it marvy! I know these journals of mine are really dumb, but don't be hating. I'll write an intelligent one some day! 3nodding