Dear CuteToyKitten,
When I think of you, I get Hippos in my Kidney. Though it makes me feel Pretty, it's also exciting. Whenever we Jump together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are Hugging at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Emo and Pink with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a Talk of the Nose? I hope we can keep Humping together for 69 years.
You yours,
Fashioness
Dear Fashioness,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a adorable journey to the deepest fang of my stomach. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Las Vegas and dance with me across the undulating pie? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and beg like running snakes?
Yours truly,
CuteToyKitten
Dear Fashioness,
I believe it was hawthorneheights who once sang, "Oh, my street, my heaven, I've hungered for your river a long, red time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, lil wayne, who said "running ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing bucks like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
knight1112003
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