Banana Stalker Day: About 7 months over due...
I know its been a while. A long while in fact, but I thought I'd bring the banana mystery to a close. Time: April 20, 2011. Setting: In the woods next to the bus stations enjoying some religion.
The Event-
So when I last left you guys..or I should say 'You, guy' because I'm sure only one person reads this and likes it enough to force me to write what happened next. But I'm getting off topic. -clears throat- When I last left you I explained about the bananas in my front yard. 4-20 rolled around very quickly. I had all but forgot about my stalker of the banana persuasion and was off to a very good start to my 4-20 celebration. I wont go into details, but lets just say I ended up alone in the woods behind the bus station, munching on animal crackers. They were very tasty. I'm not really sure how I got all the way from my house to that spot, but I remember I was waiting for my sister to get back with more...religion. And that's when it happened. My stalker decided to stop 'stalking' and pounce. I didn't notice he was there at all until he threw a banana at me. It landed on my leg and then fell on the ground. I found this extremely funny and couldn't stop laughing, even when he did show his face.Once I finally quieted down, an awkward silence in sued. I looked at him. He stared at me as if trying to reach right down into my soul. Then he Was reaching down. Out of all the things I expected, boob grabbing wasn't one of them. So needless to say, I was shocked. I let his hand rest there for a moment out of utter bewilderment, before I promptly kneed him in between the legs. And so ended the reign of the lecherous Banana Stalker. I left him curling in pain somewhere between the poison ivy and dog crap. I haven't seen him since then. I think I may have hurt his feelings...among other things.
 JiggsKacey · Thu Dec 01, 2011 @ 03:14pm · 0 Comments |
