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Tips on a successful kidnapping:
For hypothetical purposes.
[Note] Every kidnapping is unique. This guide offers generalized tips on the average kidnapping. But, to ensure your kidnapping goes the way you plan, be careful to pay attention to all the specific little details of your kidnapping. For example, if there are people living in your victim's house. Also, some people have very advanced security systems that require a bit more than the average lock-picking kit. So take extra special care, get to know your victim, and remember that you're better safe than sorry.

*First of all, I recommend spending a couple of weeks studying the person-to-be-kidnapped. Find out their routine, and how often they deviate from it. When they go to work and when they come back, when they go out with their friends. Timing is a crucial part to the successful kidnapping.

*Pay attention to the neighbors. In urban areas especially, a nosey neighbor can be fatal to your plan. Take a few days to watch them, and make sure to take a note of their work hours.

*If at all possible, it would be best to obtain blueprints of the victim's house. If that's impossible or if it would be too conspicuous to request them, take a tour of the house beforehand.
*This would be a good time to remember to watch the neighbors, as they are likely to report any suspicious behavior like, say, a strange person breaking into their neighbors house.
*Wait until the victim is at work and the house is empty. Make sure to take fifteen minutes after they leave before entering and leave at least fifteen minutes before you expect them back- people are always forgetting things, or finishing up quickly and coming home early.
*While you're there, it might be useful to take notes of any extra-squeaky floorboards.


*Most people nowadays have simple lock systems easily thwarted by a lock-pick kit that you can get at most hardware stores. But, again, you will have to take the time to figure out the lock system on your own. Watch out for dogs.

*When the kidnapping goes down, I would recommend knocking the victim unconscious- you have to carry them out anyway, it makes things much more difficult when the person is flailing around. Chloroform and a rag work well for someone without the medical knowledge to use a syringe, and is by far easier to obtain. Unless you're a doctor, I guess.

*Regardless of whether the victim is unconscious, you should still tie them up. There's always a chance they could wake up early. I personally prefer duct tape to rope; easy to use and no extensive knowledge of rope tying required.
*Make sure to tie their hands BEHIND their back. Not doing so allows them at least partial function of their hands- they can remove the tape from their mouth, get a phone from their pocket, and call the police. That's just one of the many things you can do with your hands- you've seen the commercial, right?

*Be sure to search them first chance you get. I'm 14 and carry pepper spray, my 16-year-old sister carries that and a pocket knife. Listen when I say even the most innocent looking person can carry a weapon.

*Make sure to have a room prepared at your home. Some prefer to keep their prisoners at a separate location, but to me that seems like too much hassle. Just make sure the room has a door that can be locked from the outside, and that there is nothing remotely resembling a weapon in there. If you have a room with an adjoining bathroom, that would be ideal.

*Keep your kidnapped person tied up most of the time. Trust me, it's for the best.

*Evidence*
Buy some latex gloves from the cleaning aisle of your store for fingerprints. If you have long hair or just shed a lot, get a hair net and a hat to cover it. Make sure you don't wear extremely distinguishable clothes, like neon pink spandex. And for your shoes, wear sneakers- not the limited edition whatever shoes, crappy ones that a million people wear to the gym.

*Car*
For this to be successful you'll have to park your car close- otherwise you'll be seen hauling a bound person down two city blocks. Besides, people are heavy. If you have more than one car, use the more common one. If you have any old license plates that you picked up in '97 off an auction, swap them for your usual ones. No license plate at all would be way too suspicious. Inspect your vehicle before you go for anything that could get you stopped by a cop, 'cause if you did get stopped that would suuuuck.

Thas all I got for now. Good luck!




 
 
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