Why I think Twilight sucks.
Well for starters, it's pure crap. Bella had no description what so ever, while gay vampire Edward Cullen had an EXTREME description of himself, right down to his breath. I don't know about you, but I think that all characters in a book should have an equal amount of description. To not do that, is just leaving us to wonder, what makes Edward so sexually attracted to Bella? I mean, he's a vampire, he doesn't have blood running through his veins, so how does he get an erection in order to plow Bella? On another side of plowing Bella, how does his body reproduce sperm cells? Vampires are indeed counted as nonliving, so how does he have his body working so perfectly? Edward Cullen, was based off of her 'fantasy' male, that she had seen in her dreams. What possessed her to make him into a vampire? Oh, another thing. Vampires do not sparkle. I have absolutely no idea where she gets off making them sparkle, or how she got that bloody idea into her open dumb head, doing so only made herself [S. Meyer] look stupid. She has taken a classic fictional character race, and ruined it. No, not ruined. Slaughtered it.
Well for starters, it's pure crap. Bella had no description what so ever, while gay vampire Edward Cullen had an EXTREME description of himself, right down to his breath. I don't know about you, but I think that all characters in a book should have an equal amount of description. To not do that, is just leaving us to wonder, what makes Edward so sexually attracted to Bella? I mean, he's a vampire, he doesn't have blood running through his veins, so how does he get an erection in order to plow Bella? On another side of plowing Bella, how does his body reproduce sperm cells? Vampires are indeed counted as nonliving, so how does he have his body working so perfectly? Edward Cullen, was based off of her 'fantasy' male, that she had seen in her dreams. What possessed her to make him into a vampire? Oh, another thing. Vampires do not sparkle. I have absolutely no idea where she gets off making them sparkle, or how she got that bloody idea into her open dumb head, doing so only made herself [S. Meyer] look stupid. She has taken a classic fictional character race, and ruined it. No, not ruined. Slaughtered it.
