We all need some inspirational quotes, don't we?
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
Don't hug me, it only makes me want to never let go.
Phew, that's enough for today, I think. xD
 Trisha With A Chance · Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 03:16am · 0 Comments |
