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Yeah, so, breasts. Boobs are nice, I like them a lot. The whole world revolves around breasts, because breast is best. Boobs. They are the sun, they are the sky and we all are drawn toward them.

There. That was random.

So I haven't really hunted many vampires lately. Somehow, no matter how many OMGWTFs I defeat, no matter how many OMGs I knock down, I do not seem to be getting any closer to the owner of that mansion on the hill. Nor to my ultimate goal of killing him. Sure, I do enjoy running around and shooting guns and slashing things up with my katana(s). Yet, somehow, I just don't get round to it any more.

Basically what I've been doing is sitting around my crack house eating pizza. Sometimes I watch TV. I don't like the guy who lives next door, he's a d**k. Though the frog on my head is cute I really prefer my other outfit, the one with the tuxedo, but I'm too lazy to change.

Mmmm... pizza. I love pizza. It is the sun and it is the sky. My whole life revolves around pizza. It is a magic thing and we all are drawn toward it.