~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3 razz ut a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
i love number 4i ways to be kicked out of wal-mart
I WANTED TO TALK BUT YOU JUST WALKED YOU AND ME
WHAT DID I DO
PLZ TELL ME THIS
One day there was a wolf named ,Cloe.She had no friends.So she went to the park and looked for some.Cloe saw a cute boy.You see Cloe was a human when its daylight,but when it turns sundown she turns into a wolf and if she finds true love she will brake the spell.Cloe is a white wolf.The boy that was at the park couldn't see Cloe when she's a wolf.So she had to wait until it's light out.The boy she likes is a wolf his self.His name is Blake.Blake turns into a wolf at day light and is human at sun down.They are two different things.Blake is a DAY WOLF AND IS BLACK..Cole is a NIGHT WOLF AND IS WHITE.You see white and black wolves don't go good together.The white wolf is the blacks wolf enemy.
well there is a thing i think is cool i made i hope you like
will never forget
i was lonely till i found you
You were the only one that under stood me and the only one that can see me. You were my life you were my love but till that day that I herd you say we need to see other people I was broken and had no one by my side no one to lean on when I cried and no one to care for love for with all my might. I want to tell you I will never forget you and your always be on my side, even if you have a girl, I could trust you you would never lie.I will never forget you not even when I die. You were loyal and a friend I loved you so much like we were twins. If I could I would live with you but you got another girl you moved on Im just here righting this song. I hope you see the tires in my eyes I hope you will never forget me and I will never forget those days when we laughed and played we were best friends always there for each other. Till this day and when I die you are the apple of my eye the seed of my love and I will never forget you love you care for you and want you to know I..I.. will not move one
I will never forget you . No I will never forget that we had life in us the girl is lucky and want he to take care of you and you were my every thing.
will never forget
ill be back with more
:GONK::GONK: i lost some one :GONK::GONK:
its my
cookie i lost my cookie under the sofa and then i go back to get it and it wasn't there crying crying crying
that was the baddest day
i had ever had in my life
till this day i can forget that cookie*crys* I MISS YOU COOKIE*
*I SHALL AND I WILL PUNISH WHOM EVER DID THIS TO YOU THE SHALL AND WILL PAY*
gonk gonk gonk gonk
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wel here is a song i wrought i hope you like it
:HEART: ROMANCE :HEART:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ROMANCE IS?
DO YOU THINK IT IS ON THE BEACH ON THE SEA JUST YOU AND ME
LIGHTS DOWN LOW CANDLES LIT
NO,NO,NO
ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS TAKE ME OUT AND KNOW YOU LOVE ME
YOU DON,T HAVE TO BUY ME A
RING.NO CAR.NO NECKLACE .
NONE OF THOSE THINGS
YAAAA
'CUZ ALL I WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME AND CARE FOR ME AND YOU WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ME heart ROMANCE MEANS NOTHIN
ITS ME NOTHING TO ME ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS YOU WILL GO TO THE END OF THE WORLD FOR ME AND YOU SHALL FIND ME IN YOU SINCES AND WONT LET ME DOWN AND IF I LET YOU DOWN YOU WILL FORGIVE ME YOU WILL NEVER BE MAD AT ME
I WILL COUNT ON YOU AND I WILL LOVE YOU NO MADDER WAT HAPPENS
WHAT WE WE GO THROW
TO THE END OF THE WORLD YOU AND I WILL DIE TOGETHER AND WE SHALL BE TOGETHER FOR EVER
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