[You]
9:55am
"I met a girl named Macy.Had sex with her all day. But she was Dyslexic, so I ended up doin the Y-M-C-A!!!"
[Darienne Thibault]
9:56am
"swallow b***h, theres people starving in africa."
!*
[You]
9:58am
"Whats a Pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy!"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:00am
"hittin a club up, VIP! a got a fake moustache and fake ID! i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy!"
[You]
10:01am
"I met a fat chick and I ******** her in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:02am
"we the people of the USA! jose, we're not talkin to you, esse!"
[You]
10:05am
"we got a border in order to keep you out. thats what my nyu essays about!"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:07am
"Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoe's know bo's a feminist!"
[You]
10:09am
"And if you made a factor tree of the factors that causeed my girl to leave me, youd have a tree. full of Asian porn..."
[Darienne Thibault]
10:12am
"Hi, I'm Santa Clause, I'm the king of snow. I hate my wife because she is a ho ho ho."
[You]
10:15am
"Im Easter bunny, hey look Im back!. Used to be funny now Im hooked on crack!"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:16am
"and love is, a real life porn, minus all the stuff that make porn cool."
[You]
10:21am
"Flow so sick that it should be mopped up. Chicks got a dicksie cup, Ive got a d**k full of helium, ILL ******** YOU UP!!"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:23am
"if Kim is half as old as bobby, who is 2 years older at 12 year old Tori, for how many more 30 day months with their 3sums be considered statutory RAPE?"
[You]
10:26am
"Cause math can be sexy wink wink
Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion. If it cant be split its time to stop."
[Darienne Thibault]
10:28am
"if 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time while on his knees?"
[You]
10:30am
"Hi Im Tony the tiger, id tell you my storry, but the Olympics are coming up and we dont want to miss that"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:30am
"oh bo play that oboe!"
[You]
10:32am
"Now I buy hoes rock and roll, and I stuff thier stockings with my north poll!"
*whores
[Darienne Thibault]
10:33am
"OH SNAP! crackle and pop.."
[You]
10:35am
"Im like a gey sea otter, I blow other dudes out a the water!"
*gay
[Darienne Thibault]
10:35am
"90 female cops in the road and im arrested for doin 80"
[You]
10:39am
"Im a feminine M&M, a slim shady lady. Im nice cause I texted Haiti."
[Darienne Thibault]
10:41am
"like hamlet im about words, words, word. split a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds"
[You]
10:44am
"I. spot. A little Latino, butty so big call it Opras ego!"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:47am
"single every single day! do it every single day! make the single ladys sayy "ohhhh oh booooo" and if i were gay, though i swear im straight, id make the fellas say "ohhh oh booooo, oh booo, ohhh booo"
[You]
10:50am
"If you want to know me heres two facts: I hate catchy choruses and Im a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite "
[Darienne Thibault]
10:53am
"make a decision with long devision, take the circumference of your circumcision, live like your data, and when your all set, put it all together and whatever you gettttttttttttttt
its new math"
[You]
10:56am
"take a look a t all of Bos hoes, lookin for a ride on Bos hose"
[Darienne Thibault]
10:57am
"take the approximate immoral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion"
[You]
11:03am
"back before a thousand BCE. Thats before the common era! era...era...
Came from the web like horny sider, ******** a girl in an apple orchard, the cam in cider. I thought AIDs was a butt virus, like conjunctionjunction, Conjuntavitis"
*spider
[Darienne Thibault]
11:04am
"i want you to smell my finger, does my nephews scent still linger?"
[You]
11:07am
"I was molested by my uncle sam, is that insist?
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