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my wayside story
MRS JEWLS: OK class today will having a new student today, i will like u 2 meet, DJ. DJ: STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE, STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. MRS JEWLS: NOW IN THE FIRST ROW IS ERIK, myron, jenny, and joe. DJ: STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE, STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. MRS JEWLS: 2nd row erik, dana, lesle, and maurecia. 3nd row erik. DJ: wait, what in the name of gorila monsone it there 3 eriks in is class. Dana: the wayside rules saies there must b 3 eriks in a classroom, no more, on less. Dj: whatever. Mrs Jewls: ok moving on, next is john, bebe, and stephen. Stephen: hello im Stephen and i love halloween. Dj: ok. Mrs Jewls: ok and the last row, this is todd, rondi, deedee (NOT DD FROM DEXTERS LABATROY) and last but not leese, sharie. Dj: (starting a new song) IM THE BRAINWASHER, IM THE BRAINWASHER. Mrs Jewls: what. (dj not lisening 2 Mrs Jewls) and your desk will b behinde todd, do u have eneny questions. Dj: yes just 1, why is she asleep. Dana: she learnes batter asleep. Dj: ooo, that makes purfite sences. Dj sad sitting in his cet) Television Rules the Nation, Television Rules the Nation, Television Rules the Nation, Television Rules the Nation.( thank u daft punk all songs if been singing, all on there human after all album, and thanks u god and jesus, u guys rock.)
MATH CLASS
Mrs Jewls: now class team up with a partern and help echother with your homework. will, will Dj: Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it, Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, View it, code it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, Cross it, crack it, switch - update it, Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it, Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, start - format it. Mrs Jewls: nice song, dj DJ: Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, start - format it. Mrs Jewls: looks like u will have 2 time up with Shari. Shari: what??? Mrs Jewls: SHARI YOUR AWACK. Dana: she been up cense histroy. Mrs Jewls surprised oooooo, will u and dj will b parters then, is that ok dj. Dj: we r human after all much in commen after all. (human after all song) Mrs Jewls: oookkkkkk. Shari: k, dj come here. Dj: what, did i miss somthing. Shari: yes, were parterns and we help ethother. Dj: sure, sherri. its shari. DJ: what every, can i call u that, its sounds the same. Shari surprised k, sure
Dj: (shari looking at him) Prime time of your life. Shari: (thinking) what??? (mouth) hey Dj, what do u lisen 2. Dj: mmmmm oo, (talking off handphones) u might not like it. Shari how do u now. Dj: becouse (puting on headphones) u look like a heavy metel girl. Shari: will like heavy metel, but i like other tips 2. Dj: will im lisening 2 electronic. Shari: i like electonic little, i now some bands what band r u lisaning 2.
Dj: DAFT PUNK. Shari surprised oo ive hered harder better faster stronger, its good. Dj: i now there r good. Mrs Jewls: Dj, shari r u done with your homework? Dj: no, sorry Mrs Jewls, we now enthother alittle more. Mrs Jewls: ok just finech up. Dj: (wesper)so sherri, do u ever git homework and i mean HOMEWORK as in HOME. Shari: just if Mrs Jewls is in a bad mude. wich is almost naver. Dj: oo i c lol . Now problim 20 7 ' 9, thats easy. Shari: how is that easy. Sherri, just look at the point as a times syemble and then just molteply. oo i git it, so 7 ' 9 is just 7 x 9. yes so whats the anwsern. 63, how i got, thank dj. IM AM THE BRAINWASHER. Shari: what? lol . its a song sherri. i wont 2 lisen. (after the song) wow thats a good song. yep there good and thats why i wont 2 b a dj. oo cool. play music, makeing music, and ledding peaple 2 christ. you chirten? yea, and im proud of it. (i really am) Shari: oo 1 day can i go 2 church with u. sure. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Mrs Jewls: scince class. (after scince class) yo Sherri. oo hey dj, how was your 1st day here at wayside. weird. Shari: lol Mrs Jewls: looks like its going 2 rain, does every1 have a umbril or a rain poncho. Todd: i have a extre poncos if eneny1 needs some. Mrs Jewls: looks like where all good, dj wheres your poncho or umbrila? Jenny: yea man, where is yours? Shari:yea, where is yours? Dj: like the rain, im a fish and duck, love 2 swim and love the rain.(THIS IS TRUE) so ill c u tomarrow sherri. yep, seeya.
END OF PART 1
PART 2
(THE NEXT DAY)
Dj: bye dad. (on the first floor) hey stephen, Stephen: hey!! yo jenny Jenny: hey brother d. hey myron Myron: hey. Dj:steaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, muchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. it that,(going 2 the 1 floor) ooo it is. Dj: AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD. HEY DJ. oooo hey sherri. Dj: work it, make it, do it, makes use, harder, better, faster, stronger. Jenny: what r u lisaning 2? electronic, have u hered of it? Jenny: yay. Dj: just 2 let u now im lisaning 2 daft punks alive tour 07 cd(I REAL DID WILL TIPPING THIS AND THE HUMAN AFTER ALL CD)and their good. Jenny surprised oo Joe: ive hered of them. John:me 2. Dj: there just that good.
(IN CLASS)
Mrs Jewls: good morning class, time 4 reading. pick a partner and read 2 ecnother. DANA GOT MYRON, TOOD GOT MAURECIA, JOE GOT JOHN, DD GOT LISLE, SHARI GOT STEPHINE, AND DJ GOT JENNY. (30 min past) where gone Mrs Jewls. Mrs Jewls: ok Jenny, just sit there no 1 else is done yet. (Dj gitting up and going 2 his desk) Jenny: where r u going. (Dj stopping) DJ: 2 git somthing.( DJ gits the thing gose back 2 Jenny and sits down) Jenny: What is that? Dj: my laptop. (dj opening it up and typing) Jenny: what u typing? Dj:stuff. (hooking up a cored) Jenny: whats that? Dj: Nothen. (still typing, Joe, John, and Shari look at the sckern) Joe(thinking) What is he typing? John (thinking) What? (Dj shacking his head up and down alittle, and still typing.) Shari: what r u lisaing 2? Daft Punk. Dj: no. Joe: then who? Dj: some1 u wont now. Joe: try use. Dj: Re-Locate. Joe: nope, no cloue. Dj: good, now can i tipe typing please, thanks u.
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