I have officially decided something.
I want to be Canada's Next Top Model.
Well, maybe not next, because, you know, you have to be eighteen, but someday, bitches. Someday.
Bwahahahaha. :3
However, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that, if I'm not anorexic or if I have even a sliver of talent, they'll say, 'No, you're too talented. You are NOT Canada's Next Top Model.'
Don't believe me? Try the 2007 season.
There was this girl Rebecca. She was the UGLIEST one. (No, I am not talking about the Rebecca I know in real life. :3) So the Rebecca went and got an UGLY haircut. It was short and red, with bangs. IT WAS SO ******** UGLY. Sometimes, when people tried to curl it or add waves, she'd look like a ******** rag doll. And she was the most awkward b***h in pictures and on the runway and in real life. SHE WAS SO ******** BAD.
"Canada's Next Top Model 2007 is..."
"Rebecca."
I was so ******** mad.
Okay, let's take a step back a bit. What about Sinead, the one who looks great in pictures and gives a stellar interview? What about Cori, who is the prettiest girl on the face of the planet? What about Tia, the dyslexic girl who is FABULOUS on the runaway? Okay, fine, I'll talk about Rebecca. You know, the Rebecca who isn't good at anything at all.
This didn't just happen in 2007.
There was another injustice come 2008.
There was this girl named Andrea.
SHE WAS A ******** SKELETON.
She had short red hair too, coming in to the competition.
And she had short red hair after the makeover too. But she was supposed to get extensions. And then they said, 'her hair is FRIED! We have to chop it all off' and she cried. SHE ******** CRIED. She called her mom, bawling. I wanted to fly to Toronto and punch her in the mouth. That bitchy anorexic crybaby. But then after, she said, 'Oh! -sniffle- I like it!'
MAKE UP YOUR ******** MIND.
She was god awful she took awkward and bony pictures. She never ate anything she had a whole bag of candy packed with her, and her style ******** SUCKED. It's like there was a sale at please mum and that b***h went there and got her credit card maxed out. I swear, everything she herself wore I could see my six year old cousin wearing.
"Canada's Next Top Model is..."
"Andrea."
I could have cried. I actually want to send a letter to Canada's Next Top Model saying 'Good ******** job picking a skeletor to be Canada's Next Top Model! Sure, that sends a great message to young girls my age! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to throw up, because that ******** whiny, style-challenged, anorexic b***h weighs about 30 pounds less than I do!
~Madison, Age 12'
Tehe, that would be fun. :3
But I'm not going to.
Because I still want to be Canada's Next Top Model.
Hey, maybe I'll be the first to win who deserves it?
...
Or not.
I want to be Canada's Next Top Model.
Well, maybe not next, because, you know, you have to be eighteen, but someday, bitches. Someday.
Bwahahahaha. :3
However, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that, if I'm not anorexic or if I have even a sliver of talent, they'll say, 'No, you're too talented. You are NOT Canada's Next Top Model.'
Don't believe me? Try the 2007 season.
There was this girl Rebecca. She was the UGLIEST one. (No, I am not talking about the Rebecca I know in real life. :3) So the Rebecca went and got an UGLY haircut. It was short and red, with bangs. IT WAS SO ******** UGLY. Sometimes, when people tried to curl it or add waves, she'd look like a ******** rag doll. And she was the most awkward b***h in pictures and on the runway and in real life. SHE WAS SO ******** BAD.
"Canada's Next Top Model 2007 is..."
"Rebecca."
I was so ******** mad.
Okay, let's take a step back a bit. What about Sinead, the one who looks great in pictures and gives a stellar interview? What about Cori, who is the prettiest girl on the face of the planet? What about Tia, the dyslexic girl who is FABULOUS on the runaway? Okay, fine, I'll talk about Rebecca. You know, the Rebecca who isn't good at anything at all.
This didn't just happen in 2007.
There was another injustice come 2008.
There was this girl named Andrea.
SHE WAS A ******** SKELETON.
She had short red hair too, coming in to the competition.
And she had short red hair after the makeover too. But she was supposed to get extensions. And then they said, 'her hair is FRIED! We have to chop it all off' and she cried. SHE ******** CRIED. She called her mom, bawling. I wanted to fly to Toronto and punch her in the mouth. That bitchy anorexic crybaby. But then after, she said, 'Oh! -sniffle- I like it!'
MAKE UP YOUR ******** MIND.
She was god awful she took awkward and bony pictures. She never ate anything she had a whole bag of candy packed with her, and her style ******** SUCKED. It's like there was a sale at please mum and that b***h went there and got her credit card maxed out. I swear, everything she herself wore I could see my six year old cousin wearing.
"Canada's Next Top Model is..."
"Andrea."
I could have cried. I actually want to send a letter to Canada's Next Top Model saying 'Good ******** job picking a skeletor to be Canada's Next Top Model! Sure, that sends a great message to young girls my age! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to throw up, because that ******** whiny, style-challenged, anorexic b***h weighs about 30 pounds less than I do!
~Madison, Age 12'
Tehe, that would be fun. :3
But I'm not going to.
Because I still want to be Canada's Next Top Model.
Hey, maybe I'll be the first to win who deserves it?
...
Or not.
Fallen leaves, Fallen leaves, Fallen leaves, on the ground...
