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What to do When You Go to WALMART!!!
What to do when you go to Walmart...

1. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

2. Hide in the middle of a clothes rack and yell, "Pick me, PICK ME!!!"

3. When there is a voice over the intercom, spazz out and yell: "It's those voices again!! Tell them to leave me alone!!" ....And cry.

4. Look straight into a video camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

5. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!!!!"

6. Move a "Caution Wet Floor" sign onto a carpeted area.

7
. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" And see what happens.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, start crying and yell: "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!????"

9. Set up a tent in the camping section and tell other shoppers they can't come in unless they bring pillows from the bedding section.

10. Go into the bathroom with a peanut butter jar in your purse/jacket (Don't let anyone know you have it) and go into a stall. Then smear the peanut butter onto some toilet paper, and trow it under to the stall next to you. Ask for it back and see what happens.

~For Girls Only~

Girls...Go into the bathroom and spread tomato sauce on the floor, and have a trail leading into a stall. Then, put a tomato in the toilet, and an I.O.U. note.





--GodSpeedxx
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