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The Easter Bunny and His Eggs
Once upon a time there was a bunny who wanted to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus so he thought "what could i do to celebrate his resurrection?". So he thought and he thought and then he came up with an idea. "OMG!! Jesus likes eggs!" he shouted to the world. So he set out to figure out a way to get eggs. "I could steal eggs from mother birds", he thought to himself, "or i could get surgery and lay them myself...". The Easter Bunny first tried stealing eggs from mother birds, but that did not work because the mother birds followed him and attacked him. He then tried to get the surgery, but found that he did not have any money. The doctor said to him, "I can offer you this surgery, even if you don't have any money, on one condition, you give me a kidney." The Easter Bunny thought about it for a moment and then agreed to the terms. So the doctor removed one of the kidneys and gave the Easter Bunny the parts he needed to mass produce eggs. Three days later eggs just started rolling out of the Easter Bunny. They wouldn't stop, so the Easter bunny got some big colorful pants to catch the eggs as they came out. After he had laid over 9000 eggs he brought them to Jesus. "I don't want this crap" Jesus said, "go paint them and give them to some dumb kids". So the Easter Bunny loped off and started painting the eggs. When they were done he started putting them in baskets and sneaking into children's rooms at night. He would look at the children, consider it, and then leave the basket and lope off.

Happy Easter Everyone!!!
From banditcat123 and The Easter Bunny

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