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Yes, it is a very arrogant thing for me to do. Get over it.
It's because, everywhere I look, I see morons like YOU, who can't even learn elementary English.

This is a list of commonly encountered idiocies mistakes so basic that people making them should be shot.
It's constantly growing as I remember/encounter more things.
If you have any suggestions, please PM me or comment here.
Same for if I made any mistakes, since I'm not perfect, and definitely not a native speaker of English.


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HOMOPHONES:

These are words that sound the same or very similar when pronounced, but couldn't be any more clearly different in spelling. You're a moron because you constantly mistake these short and super common words for each other.


-- to, too, two

---- to is a preposition. It is used in such things as the infinitive of verbs (e.g. to be [an idiot], to fail, to shut up), or to express a destination/direction for something (e.g - give lessons to idiots, look to the East, head to your home).

---- too is used when you want to express the idea of "also", or "as well". It is used then and ONLY then. Example: You could spell, too, if you weren't so stupid.

---- two is a god-damned number! The number 2, go figure! So, if you don't want to write something that expresses at least the vague idea of being... you know, two in number... then DON'T use this. You use it in things like, in example: two stupid dogs, way more than two spelling mistakes.


-- no, now, know

---- no is a term of negation. Yes, really. You can't use it for anything else. Just in things like, for example, "No, I don't want to read your misspelled tripe," or "I'll have no more of your whining". That's all.

---- now has a temporal value (of present moment). You are reading this now. It can also have a bit of an implied value, in examples like, "Now [value - that all of these conditions are met] we can do what we've always wanted to do." But it still expresses the moment in time, go figure.

---- know is a verb that expresses something you sure can't say about yourself. Because you don't know how to spell correctly.


-- here, hear

---- here expresses the idea of the place the speaker is currently in. You use it only to express that location. For example, "I am sitting here, in front of the computer," or, "What a lovely place! I've never been here before."

---- hear is a verb. It expresses the idea of perceiving a sound, yes? For example, "I can't hear you because the music is too loud." If you don't want to express this idea, you don't use this word.


-- were, where

---- were is the past tense form of the verb "to be" for all personae except third-singular (where we use "was" wink . Examples of usage are, "You were stupid, and you still are," or, "They were still as inept as I remembered them to be." It can also be used in conditional clauses (e.g. - Were you not so stupid, you wouldn't fail English.), but perhaps that's too complicated for you already. After all, this is a guide dealing with basics only.

---- where expresses the idea of place or location, or similar things. For example, "Where did you learn English?", or "Where are you going?", or "This is the street where the accident happened." It also works in things like, "I wish I could live in an age where people spell correctly." In this case it expresses a place in time, rather than in space, but it still works sometimes.



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GRAMMAR-RELATED ERRORS:


-- then, than

---- then expresses a temporal value of sorts (e.g. - it was raining then, but it's not raining anymore now). Yes, even when you place it as some sort of condition and/or conclusion to a sentence, such as "I'll go do that, then," or "You did it? Then I'll do it, too!". In such cases, it vaguely expresses the idea of "if (when) what we mentioned has already happened". Also, in sequences of actions, the same applies (e.g. - she got out of bed, then started to look for her clothes).

---- than is a term reserved exclusively to comparing things. You have nothing to compare? Then you have no business using this word. Example of proper usage is: "my dog can spell better than you can".


-- it's, its

---- it's is the contracted form of "it is". If you can't replace it with that in your sentence, don't use it! For example, "It's cold outside," is just as correct as "It is cold outside," whereas you can't say, "It is color is red," so you don't spell that "It's color is red", either. You use "its" there.

---- its is, as just briefly exemplified above, a possessive form for the pronoun "it". It expresses the idea of something that "belongs to it", whatever your "it" is. The idea of "belonging to" can stretch to a property that describes it, like in the example above, or to a part/piece of it, like in, "I bought a book. Its cover was torn."


-- they're, their, there

---- they're is the contracted form of "they are". If you can't replace it with that in your sentence, don't use it! For example, "They're outside," is just as correct as "They are outside," whereas you can't say, "They are car is red," so you don't spell that "They're car is red", either. You use "their" there.

---- their is, as just briefly exemplified above, a possessive form for the pronoun "they". It expresses the idea of something that "belongs to them", whoever or whatever "they" are. The idea of "belonging to" can stretch to a property that describes them, like in, "Their rudeness is legendary," or to a part/piece of them, like in, "I bought books. Their covers were dirty."

---- there expresses a place that is "not here", or is removed/away from the speaker. Yup, it expresses location. For example, "I've never been there," or, "There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" It is also used in fixed structures such as "there is/are", which simply expresses the existence of something (e.g. - There are many idiots in the world.)


-- s/es and 's (plural and possessive)

---- plural is where you attach an 's' or 'es' to your word to express the idea of "more than one" (or less than one, since the numerals zero and below are also used with plural). For example, "these bags are heavy," or, "There are two free benches over there!" You never, ever add an apostrophe before your 's' in these situations!

---- the possessive form of nouns is where you add the apostrophe in front of your 's'. If you want to follow up with something that "belongs to" (e.g. - Sarah's book), "is a part of" (e.g. - the book's pages) or "is a property that describes" (e.g. - the book's size) your noun. Only and only then.



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VARIOUS MISSPELLINGS AND MISUSES:


-- "grammer" is not a word. It is spelled grammar. This is quite possibly the most ridiculous misspelling I've ever seen, when morons like YOU ask for "correct grammer".

-- "anywho" is not a word. You mean anyhow. Well, that's different! And look at it logically: "who" is a pronoun that expresses a person. Wtf would it be doing in a word that wants to express an idea or modality?

-- "could care less". What the heck? Doesn't that mean you could care less (than you do), therefore you do care? What you mean to say is that you couldn't care less, which means you don't care at all, therefore it could, indeed, not be "less".

-- "midevil" or "medivel" or whatever other crap I've seen you come up with? Also not words. You mean medieval.

-- whinge and whinging are not words. I believe the verb you're looking for has the forms whine and whining.