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I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO ******** WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY,A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT s**t UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FISTAND SAY "OH s**t I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, a*****e.

imaverydisturbedgirl

Evil Creampuff

Gorgeous eyes, but she's not pretty.
I'm sure, however, that she has inner beauty.
When you know someone and you see their inner beauty, what they look like doesn't matter anymore.
I, however, don't know her. So, I find her unattractive.

heart

Pocket Monster

heart Pokemon Lovers...

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
somethings wrong with them when in
reality they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Give Me All Your Cans.
Please?

Make The World Go 'Round heart

Huono Nukke

i'm bored.

bored bored bored bored bored.

Q:How many llamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I'm bored!

Once apon a time there was a dramallama who liked cheese_whine . One day, as he was walking down the street he eek at a little ninja who ran in front of him. He was like question and kept walking. Then he turned the corner and came face to face with mrgreen . mrgreen said that he wanted to eat cheese_whine so they went together to the restuarant and they both ordered cheese_whine . " Two orders of cheese_whine !?" scream -ed the waitress. "You can't have cheese_whine !" dramallama and mrgreen blaugh because they thought she was silly.

They told the waitress and she got mad . Very mad . mrgreen told her that she needed to smile . "Uhoh," cried dramallama as he watched the waitress turn into evil . Something very much like wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance went off in his head as he tried to grab mrgreen and run. Suddenly, the little ninja came running through the door and he pounced on the evil . The evil started to domokun the ninja , but the ninja gave the evil a kiss. The evil turned back into her waitress form and started to crying .

"I'm sorry," she said. I'm just PMSing today." dramallama , mrgreen , and the little ninja all redface as she said this and started to walk away. But the waitress said, "please don't go! cheese_whine for everyone! On the house!" dramallama and mrgreen rofl while the little ninja crawled up on the shoulder of the waitress and whispered " heart , 3nodding " in her ear. She kissed the little ninja , 4laugh , and then everyone was biggrin .

The end.

P.S. The emo in the library with the lead pipe.

fury_blade

So, I was just walking along one day, urinating like normal... and

BAM!

Burning in my p***s!

It hurt so much that I got an erection and ripped through my lycra pants... It went everywhere...

All over the street, on the bus, on a pregnant teenager, a priest, a rabbi, a nun, a Mexican prostitute, three children and a pair of socks...

Everywhere...

It happened again today in school, but I tried to stop it... I thought maybe it was because I was tensing up that everything started to look red and my face felt warm, but it was because my eyes started bleeding!

I had to let it out because I thought that I was going to die! crying

It was all over the carpets, my friends boobs, a snare drum, four windows, a teacher, a pencil case, a blackboard, two computers, a maths book, a ruler, seven maids-a-milkin', twelve pigeons and your aunt Suzie...

Everywhere...

I don't know what to do about it, it's still burning from the last time...

Discuss: Should pregnant teenagers be allowed to shower in urine?
Is it safe for a priest and a rabbi to be on a bus together?
Should children by common law be urinated on anyway?
Why are there only seven maids-a-milkin'?
Where are the other maids?
Is there a second maid when there's a minute maid?
Will this list get bigger as this thread goes on?
What's your name?
Can you lick your elbow?
Has anyone at this point forgotten about the urine problem?

What?

Republic of the Congo

I was at the movie theater with some friends last night, and in front of us were two kids who looked around 11 or 12.

When the lights dimmed, the boy leaned over and started licking her chest.

Girl: Don't do that, milk will come out!
Boy: But doesn't it feel good?
Girl: No! Boobs aren't sexual reproductive organs.
Boy: But isn't that where the clitoris is?

rofl

Discuss:
Little kids failing.

Nihil Schutzstaffel

CyberSyphilis

You're concept is interesting, human female. How can we make it profitable?

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By selling candy made of children instead of just eating it, of course. 3nodding

But seriously.
There is a candy called Softis, it is made by a company called HITSCHLER.
One of the ingredients is lactic acid.
Which is produced by muscles.

AND IT IS DELICIOUS. eek

Stolz, Treue, Blut und Ehre

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