There are some things about zombies that make you say "Kool" and others that make you say "WTF,will you...!"then cap them in the head.What i like about zombies is that they have easy weak points. All you have to do is take a cricket bat or a golf club and nail them in the head.You know that song "bodies" by drowning pool, when i hear that song i think of a person just layin down zombies with an uzi. like a drive by.accept your on your ********' feet.What i hate about zombies is that they're so ******** slow,so you can outrun them,only catch, You think your safe inside your house in the darkness, right,alone, you turn on the porch light,open the curtains. Boom! Zombies i think you should take a mine lure the zombies toward the mine with blood and blow them up. They would make a good pet... except you couldnt get near them, and itll have to be in chains,because it tries to Knaw on your head and your like"NO!Bad!George stop!Get the ******** away!" then Boom! twelve gage. then you have to go all the way to Chicago to the umbrella company just to find the doors are locked and ur a Zombie. Then your like damn and your a zombie, and people are like "******** you Zombie" and you never get car or life insurance because your a stupid
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