Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a small World" incessantly.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper "Noogie patrol coming!"
One word: Flatulence!
"plink" at the bottom.
Leave a box between the doors.
When the elevator is silent look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each door.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noise when anyone presses a button.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, Dang it!"
Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
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