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Here's a joke


Monopoly, theres another little game. We had Monopoly, everybody had it.
No one like it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok.
Cause this is anyone here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly,
ready?...
*Booush* "******** THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning grandma, YOU WIN!
I'm sittin on Baltic with crap! I'm paying lunch re-tax out the a**!
And I hate when your the banker,
where did you get the pink 50's you cheating whore!
Don't ******** touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating whore!
I should cut you head off with this little doggy!"...
"We were so poor growing up, we had to use that iron.
We had to actually use that little iron. It's not funny.
It takes a long time to iron a shirt with that little iron...
"Mmmmm..ooo *sizzle*... oh *sizzle* s**t hot"...