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The Peanut Boy story. Sporky's Stories©.


There once was a boy who liked peanuts.

So he went to his mother and asked her if he could have some peanuts.

She said no, for peanuts are not healthy for you.

Then the boy went to his father...and asked him if he could have some peanuts.

He said no, for peanuts are not healthy for you.



Because of this, the Peanut Boy went into an emotional rampage, killing off his

entire clan, including his mother and father.

All except......for his baby brother.

His baby brother hated peanuts.

Therefore, he hated his Peanut Boy brother.

He knew that he was not strong enough to kill his older Peanut Boy brother.....so

he ran away to become a knight.

Surely that would make him stronger.



The real reason behind the Peanut Boy's letting his brother live was that he

thought his little brother might have some peanuts that he was hiding from him...

In order to get these peanuts, the Peanut Boy had to go out and gather a massive

army of peanuts....for he too thought that he wasn't strong enough to kill his

brother in order to get the peanuts...

So the Peanut Boy set out to find more peanuts.

Along the way, he found many other peanut lovers, and soon, they all formed a

gang of peanut lovers whom were all to help the Peanut Boy on his magical quest

of finding a peanut army.



While this was occurring, the little brother set off to become a knight.

There he was given a big, bright, beautiful orange stallion with gorgeous flowing

yellow mane.

While the little brother stayed in the castle of nights, an annoying young maiden

grew to love him.

One night, this maiden went to molest the little brother, but with a swoop of his

sword, the Peanut-Hater-Brother murdered the girl.

For the knight could not accept her love.

He was already in love with his own horse.

So on that very same night, the small brother tried to molest his own horse!

But the horse grew quite uncomfortable, so he ran away.

The knight was so heartbroken and crestfallen, that he set off to pour out all of his

anger onto his Peanut Boy brother.

So the tiny knight set off to find his older brother.



Meanwhile, despite his little brother's training efforts, the Peanut Boy had risen a

whole peanut army with his fellow peanut comrades...

The little brother flew towards the Peanut Boy, but the Peanut Boy stopped him

quick in his path.

Then he whispered something into his ear..."Little brother....you are weak."

"And do you know what makes you so weak?"

His weakling brother flinched.

"NICE BIG JUICY PEANUTS!!!!!!"

And with that, the Peanut Boy attacked his little brother with his peanuts...

His younger brother was dead.

So then after that the Peanut brother lived happily with his peanuts and cherished

them for the rest of his life.


heart ~The End~ heart



P.S.- This story was originally made from the top of my mind as a spamming technique...So yes, I know it's nothing professional. Yet I love this story because when I use it for spam in fishing rooms, it never ceases to fail! I even made a Peanut Boy story 2, but it's not exactly as good as this one...

And yes, if you happen to watch Naruto, you may realize that the Peanut Boy resembles Itachi, and his baby brother resembles Sasuke -cough- *Sauce gay
You may find the three other similarities with my story. If you do, I challenge you to name them in the comments. But if you don't want to, that's fine as well.