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A simple one to get u started:

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?

Answer: Man DUH!

In the beginning as a babe he walks on four, as a young man on two, and as an old man on three (using a cane)

Now for a harder one:

What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
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Have u got it?
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lol "Well, do you give in?"
I'll give ya a nother sec to think....
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wink "Okay... Kinda.... Not really....
I mean, I'll know it when you tell me"
" Okay, it's a herring."
confused "But a herring isn't green."
smile " You can paint it green."
neutral "But a herring doesn't hang on a wall."
xp "You can nail it to a wall."
evil " But a herring doesn't whistle!"
xd "C'mon, I just put that in to stop it from
being too obvious."
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----- No, but really, if you got a whistle,
stuck it in the mouth of a fish, and push on the fish,
it would make a whistly sound.... ------
lol razz