There's a zooaphile, a sadist, a murderer, a necropheliac, a pryo, and a masochist.
The zooaphile says "let's have sex with a cat."
The sadist says "let's have sex with a cat, then beat it."
The murderer says "let's have sex with a cat, then beat it, then kill it."
The necrophiliac says "let's have sex with a cat, then beat it, then kill it, then have sex with it again."
The pyro says "let's have sex with a cat, then beat it, then kill it, then have sex with it again, then light it on fire."
They all turn to the masochist saying "Well?"
The masochist says "Meow."
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