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Brian, if you EVER EVER ask me to rub a mixture of toothpaste, soy sauce, carpenters nails, and ground kittens on ANY part of a liger's body, ever again, let alone tell me to also find 1,481 hispanic midgets and have them lick the mixture off the liger, I will personally see to it that you never honk again. Nor did you need to give explicit instructions on how to find and bribe 1,481 said midgets. I could have figured that out myself. You could have said it without all the cursing, too. I mean, at least be polite if you are going to ask for favours. So shut your blarg-hole.

Yours,
~The Vice-Captain

P.S.
Or...did I misread that? I guess what you could have said was "Red verus Blue rocks!" But why would you have said that? We already know this. There's no reason to say it again, after all.