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Hey!! I FINALLY realized what I want to do in life!! I'm going to major in zoology and get a minor in literature! And once I become a Zoologist, I shall own a variety of animals! The animals that I want are the following:

Oh, of course, I don’t want them all at once, no, but maybe one or two at a time, ya know? I REALLY want to work with these kinds of animals; I even want to go to Africa and the Tropical Rain Forests to do research. Maybe I could even go to China and see the Panda Bears!!! *SQUEEEEEEEEEE* That would roooock! Hmmmm... maybe I could see something really exotic... like the White Bengal Tigers, or the Penguins in Antarctica! Cuuuute! But, I know this is gonna sound funny, I really want to get loads of snapshots. I'm gonna start getting snapshots of the twelve Chinese Zodiac soon. Yeah, I know, that sounds easy, but I want to. Cause I'm weird like that.
I really want an indoor cat, like one listed above but tame-ish, but I HIGHLY doubt that Syd would appreciate a tiger chewing up her junk... FUNNY!!! And I for a fact with all my heart know that Tyler wouldn’t like pounced by a panther when he walks in the door, or Kevin being attacked by a wolf when he playfully hits me or something for saying something funny or just plain stupid... wow.... I'd be on SO many death lists. Which makes me wanna do this even more than what I did!
Heeheehee!!! Oh, and in my HUGE castle, I'll be safely guarded by all my animal friends *starting to think I really sound psychotic* and my bestest friends Tyler and Sydney. And then I'll bring Robbie down from Wisconsin and he'll live with us as our weapons master.
Soon, stock markets will drop, like... KABLAM! And its okay, I'll already be rich. And I'll convert ALLLL my money into gold, silver, and jewels. So, I'll already be rich when values of current money drop dramatically and we'll all have a new life-style like the middle ages again.
A huuuuge plague will hit, but don’t worry, I'll be okay, and so will ALL my friends, no matter where they are. It'll be a miracle. Many people, though sadly, will die causing population to also dramatically drop around the world. But that’s okay, Why? Because soon, there will be wondrous phenomenon! The moon will triplicate and on will be normal, one will be red, and the other will be blue. They will each emit strange dust over all the land and people will people (cept me and my friends and my enemies sad ) will loose their memories, and some will gain magic! Yay magic! Also, strange monstrous creatures will be born! And then... BAM!! We're living in my awesome, imaginated, magical world that I would sooooooooo live in given the chance!
Oh yeah, and the people would all make me and my brother royalty! Kevin would become King Kevin, and I would be Princess! Since Sydney is my almost-adopted sister, she would live in the castle as my best Lady, but poor little Tyler will have to be a commoner *getting revenge*. Oh, of course I could make him a knight... or not!
But I would make Dylan, Jamie, Duane, Daniel, Jared, and Andrew my royal knights. But because they'd be under King Kevin's orders, he'd most likely order them to follow me around and keep me out of trouble... So then I'd become rebellious and start running from them and Kevin Mercer, my vampire sorcerer and I would cause trouble all around the courts, and when I'm not doing that I'd be sneaking around with Tyler in the markets or training with him and Robbie.
As that is bad, here's some good: My Birthday Parties would totally rock out!!! I'd like, send my falcon out to deliver letters to all my friends around the world and my Royal Adopted Sister, Queen Ravyn Crescent, who would be the guest of honor! And ALL the townsfolk would bring me pretty things because they all love me! But the evil Lord Cody Hensley would crash my party with his loyal Penguin-Boy servant Jeremy Martin. They'd try to cause me lots of trouble, but all my knightly--yet idiotic--friends would fight them off. But because they are idiots, they would lose!
Then King Kevin and Kevin Mercer, the sorcerer, would try, and fail as well. So then Cody and his little Penguin-kid would attempt to hurt me, but Tyler would pop literally out of nowhere and beat the crap out of them until they ran away crying like little bitty babies, and the party would go on. Yay! Party time!
But then, weeks later, Tyler, Sydney, and I would become bored and sneak to the docks, where we would be abducted by pirates!! So, we'd all become pirates and I would be the Princess of the Pirates, because I'm just good like that. And soon, we'd invent airships and we'd become air pirates. I would be completely skilled in matinance and mechanics! And then, we'd go to some town and the pirates wouldn’t be able to find us in time, and they'd leave us behind.
But because we'd been pirates for sooo long, we'd still have a treasure addiction, so we'd all three being lives of pickpockets and thieves! Yaaay! But somehow we'd find some strange portal and it would transport us into a secret room, back home in the castle on the exact moment we left for the docks. So, instead of going to the docks, we'd go and rescue a princess from a dragon!
But it would just so happen to turn out that it's not only one princess we're rescuing, but four. And after we slay the dragon and gain lots of skill points, we'd find out that they were none other than C, S, A and SR, the four princesses who have declared with all their beings to ruin my life! Seeing whom I had just rescued, I'd go on a complete mental rampage but hide it. So, being the sweet girl I am, I'd invite them to stay the night with Syd and me at my castle. And they being the .... girls.... that they are, would agree in the preppiest way that it would literally make you sick.
So after they fall asleep, Syd and I would come up with many different ways to slowly and painfully destroy them, and then we would act. We would drag them downstairs to the dungeon, after tying them up, of course. First, I'd take out A, no C! Then I'd take out Sa nd SR in that order, and THEN A , and her punishment would be by far the worst... cause she really is horrible.
And then, weeks later, Tyler would wonder what has happened to his beautiful, wondrous, and amazingly talented...*cough*blonde*cough*.... Princess C ... And Syd and I, being the psychotic freaks we are, would laugh hysterically until we could no longer breathe. And then one day, a handsome prince would come and ask King Kevin for my hand in marriage. Syd would cry, Tyler would get mad, and King Kevin would accept joyously. I would fall completely in love with the prince, we would get married, and waaay later in the future have 3-5 children!
And I would live happily ever after with my prince, my friends, and my awesome animal friends who started this WHOLE entire rant!!! AAAAHAHAHA!

I'm on a rampage!

heart Chell!!