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I just feel like doing this every once in a while. Be it lyrics, or quotes from well-known uthors, or by just any jackass. Here are a few, including some of my own.

I've never seen eye-to-eye with employers. They forget that they're only renting my judgement, not buying my soul. That's why they pay so much. -Solomon Short

No other invention has allowed us to make more mistakes faster, than computers.. With the possible exception of handguns and tequila. -Unkn.

I just want to steal your soul, shut it down with rock and roll... -Route 215.

Few people understand the mentality of dealing with a traffic cop. Most people will pull over and begin a process of begging. This is wrong. It provokes loathing in the cop-heart. Make the b*****d chase you, he will follow. -Hunter S. Thompson

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -Hunter S. thompson

I'm just going to add more as they occur to me..

I love the forest of suicides in Dante's inferno. Not because i'm suicidal, don't think that. Because the real hell, the real torture, isn't in the pain. It's not in the horrors that occur. The real torture is the self-inflicted cycle of being trapped so completely that you can't let go... -Twistex

We went tubing down the salt river for six hours with a bucket of beer and six innertubes. Amazingly no one had to pee. I'd like to think my friends wouldn't pee on themselves. Guess I was wrong. So, I said fine, I'll pee on myself too. Only everyone got mad when I did it. Of course, I was in a canoe. Standing up. -Ron White.

I hate holding other people's babies. It's like every baby you pick up just starts squirming and wiggling and screaming. It's like the baby just goes "Drop me, ********!". -Ryan Dials

I've got a perfect body. Unfortunately, it's in the trunk and beginning to smell. - Bumper sticker

Sorry my car is a pice of s**t, my parents didn't buy it for me. - Bumper Sticker

Instead of hot or not there should be a hot or else, where people who rank low get their legs broken by mobsters. - goonigoogoo

They should have a self serve type deal at the butcher's shop, where they give you a big knife and a dead animal and you can just go nuts -goonigoogoo

I think if you have to go to the toilet real bad, it should be okay to just swear like crazy. Also, this law should be retroactive so I don't have to apologise to all those children.

They just keep flooding in.. so, i'll just keep updating this crap. XD