Okaii... I've decided to stop bugging yooh guys about gold. Cuz maybe I'm sane now. I said MAYBE twisted
But n e ways. Whatsup with yooh guys!? Nobodii even reads this, huh? talk2hand Well fine then.. Just go take this journal entry and shove it up your-
NO PLEASE COME BACK! I was just kidding. No hard feelings?
Oh yeah... there's this test I took. It's like a Dr.Phil thing. And I scored a 45.
It said I was something.. and blah blah blah... I dunno maybe I shoula read it.
And I did this thing to find out my new name. Its Sloopy Dippinboob. Nice. rolleyes
Try it out:
DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippi l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Be well smile
I'm serious...do that. I wanna know what your guys' names are! Gimme a comment. A PM. A something. Just to show me that you care. Not thatcha do! emo
[[-Nessa-]] · Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 08:40am · 1 Comments |