People think that Stargate is a "geeky" show, but it does have comedy in it.
Colonel Mitchell and Teal'c are trapped in a stone room.
Teal'c: *shoots a machine gun at the door*
Mitchell: *Jumps all over the place* Whoa! Bullets... *waves arms* ...BOUNCE!
Daniel Jackson: I need to get into the hospital.
Guard: I can't let you do that.
Jackson: I've just been electrocuted. Do you know what that feels like?
*bzzt*
Jackson: Something like that.
Teal'c is about to shoot Jack O'neill with a zat gun.
Jack: Okay, on the count of three. One...
*bzzt*
Jack: I said three.
Some guy: All we need is to shoot them with a zat gun.
Jack: We're exactly one zat gun short of actually HAVING a zat gun.
Jack is riding through the hall on a bicycle.
*ding ding*
Jack: Hello, fellas.
Jack and Teal'c are playing golf through the stargate.
General Hammond: Colonel O'neill, what the hell do you think you are doing?
Jack: Ugh! In the middle of my back-swing?
Continuing with the golf.
Jack: How far is [some planet whose name escapes me]?
Teal'c: Billions of Billions of light-years.
Jack: That's got to be a new record.
Others to come.
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