An anonymous benefactor
Message: Two eyes speaking of love
Two arms hold two lips that know
How good it is to be together
Like in a dream, love only grows and it glows!
--Lupin the Third
Baby Anon
: You hwave a pwanda! Cwan I pwet it? Cwan I, cwan I?
~The Baby Anon
Singed
Tongue of bat, eye of newt,
tiny dash of maple soot.
Should I add this gecko tail?
No, this ain't no fairy tale.
Rather just make you pass out,
and watch you die with my precious poisons...
--Singed
[Luffy D. Monkey :
-gumgums from his ship to your boat-
Hey you look cool!
Wanna be a part of my pirate crew?
I'm gonna be king of the pirates!
-turns to point out at the ocean and something falls from his pocket to your feet-
Mew
Someone said my naaaaaaaame~ &3
Mew!
Hipster?
Your outfit is too mainstream. These hip shades should do the trick. Maybe
The Hydra
You seem to have discovered a long, forgotten cave. Upon entering it and walking for some time, you find a huge cavern lit by flame. The cavern is piled high with all sorts of items from valuable gems to bones of unidentifiable creatures. Resting on this pile is a long, serpentine body. Dark green scales sparkle from the light, and you notice that the reptile body ends with three heads. Before you can turn to leave, one of the heads stir. The soft blue eyes study you for a moment, and the head tilts slightly in a confused manner. Finally, it speaks.
Oh...Oh my! Is that a human here? The head quickly looks to the two other sleeping heads before back to you. O-oh my. You really must go. If my brothers were to wake... He shakes his head at the unpleasant thought. B-but...We do get so very little company. I can't just let you go... Oh! I know! I'll give you a treasure of mine. There is a bit of fumbling as the creature's tail moves, shifting items on the pile until it finds what it is after. A small box is soon wrapped tight in his clutches and he hands the item over to you. Don't tell my brothers, p-please? They think it's silly that I keep these around...but it's so dark and dreary here. Please take good care of it.
~ The Hydra
Gakupo
Not all hope is lost... Greetings, honorable warrior. My name is Gakupo and I have traveled from a far away land to give you this gift. May this gift bring you joy. *smiles* Farewell and may we meet again someday.
Viva Samurai! (Hyaa!)
Haro-chan
You are walking down the city streets at night. The neon glow from the many signs strewn about above you illuminate your path and a dense fog flows around your ankles. A young man with wispy black hair, cloaked in a veil of gray passes you by in the quiet night, his eyes shut as if he had just been blinded. A letter falls from his coat pocket. You pick it up and turn to discover the boy is gone into the black of the night.
The letter is addressed to Whomever it may concern.
You decide to open it. Unfolding the rough paper you read:
Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.
-Dictated but not read,
Haro-Chan.
Chip
Want some Chocolate?
-Chip
Stein
After succumbing to the demands of overzealous fans the other day and giving out gifts and messages to gaia's users, I've decided to reserve some time away from work to continue gifting during this Pie Hard event. A part of me enjoyed giving back to Gaia's userbase (probably my left kidney, which once belonged to a philanthropist,) and I could only assume that the experience would be better if I participated in the event on my own terms rather than be coerced into it by people in fan threads who would rather me distribute scantly-clad pictures of myself. *shudders*
Please accept this gift. I hope it will be useful to you.
-[Stein]
Mozart
Lick my a** nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my a**.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their a** for themselves. - Mozart
The Un-racist Nazi
Mwahahahhaahhaaaaahahhahaa fear my gift of doom = w=
FEAR IT! -coughs-
love,
The Un-racist Nazi
Billy Mays
Billy Mays here advertising the newest in household innovations.
Barbeque season is here.
That means burgers, sausage, bacon, and a mess.
Disgusting. Unhealthy. Unclean. Gotta go.
Introducing the E-Z Store Grease Trapper.
Trap grease fast before rinsing it down the drains.
Rinsing grease down drains clogs them and costs money to fix.
Store it; don't pour it with the E-Z Grease Trapper.
Use it in your house.
In your fridge.
On your patio, and even your counter tops.
This amazing deal is only 120g.
120g.
BUT WAIT!
We are having a special offer for you.
Yes, you.
A free sample for you.
Try this household wonder for yourself.
I guarantee your satisfaction.
Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster loves you.
And he wants to give you this little thing.
