You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii m/f
You: LIZARDKIND
Stranger: acceptible
You: good
You: :3
You: GIVE ME YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD
Stranger: im only 15 and i lke men
You: i am androgynous
You: GIVE ME YOUR LEFT ARM
You: NOW
Stranger: what the hell is that and i lost all my limbs in nam
You: DAMN
You: GIVE ME YOUR...NOSE
Stranger: lost that too damn mr potato head
You: well how do you breathe? that's gotta be harsh
You: GIVE ME YOUR RIGHT EARLOBE
You: I DEMAND YOUR RIGHT EARLOBE
Stranger: they cut a hole in my throat and i lost those in a fire
You: you poor, unfortunate soul sad
You: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL
Stranger: its too early to give that away im waiting for true love
You: THE AFTERLIFE IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE. GIVE IT TO ME
You: NEITHER IS YOUR LOVE LIFE
You: GIVE ME WHAT I DESIRE
Stranger: hell nah b***h i refuse
You: well then can you at least spare a quarter? i need to call my mothership
You: NOW MORTAL
You: GIVE ME YOUR WALLET
Stranger: im 15 with no job or bank account ang just spent my last bit of money on a red bull
You: i hope it gives you a nice energy boost :]
You: GIVE ME YOUR RED BULL CAN
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The Adventures of Bipolar Lizard
Follow Bipolar Lizard as he attempts to make his demands heard over Omegle. (An account of actual conversations I've had on Omegle as my character "Bipolar Lizard." Anyone else claiming to be Bipolar Lizard is a fraud. GIVE HIM TO ME.)
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