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Me: Hi guys! I am now back from my hiatus. Well, actually I came back a few days ago, and today is a special day. It's me and Max's 1st kidnapping year anniversary! biggrin

Max: Wait! I've been your captive for a year? F#$%!

Me: Song per Update time!


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We R Who We R by Ke$ha

Hot and dangerous
If you're one of us, then roll with us
'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love
And we've got hot-pants on enough
And yes of course because we're running this town just like a club
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got Jesus on my necklace

I've got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)

Tonight we're going hard
Just like the world is ours
We're tearin' it apart
You know we're superstars
We are who we are!
We're dancing like we're dumb
Our bodies go numb
We'll be forever young
You know we're superstars
We are who we are!


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Max: Nice song. smile

Me: Not to mention, today's my mom's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! XD

Max: . . . . she's not here, remember? She went shopping with Juan.

Me: Yea, meaning we're also babysitting Jordan, but he's playing Mario.

Max: Ugh! -headdesk- This entire family is obsessed with Mario! It's more annoying than Beast Boy!

Me: . . . . anyways, let's take a trip down memory lane. Shall we?

Max: -nods-

(These are various parts from chapters, A/Ns, etc.)

Me : I wish Iggy was here!
Max : Why!
Me : Because I'm bored and I feel like seeing something explode!

Me : Oh yea! Now I can ask you something.
Max : Fine what is it?
Me : Ok but promise not to kill me.
Max : I'll try not to.
Me : . . . . Good enough for me. Ok . . . did you really moan when you makeouted with Fang?
Max : O_o ummmmmmm . . .

Jonathan: Who drinks tea at a party!
Me, Max, and Evelyn: Old people!
Jonathan: Exactly!

Me: I like that movie, and there was a paper throwing contest and I won a brownie. = )
Max: You said you would give me some. = /
Me: I did!
Max: Nahh uhhh.
Me: Yeeaaaahhhhh uhhhhhhh.
Max: Naaaahhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Max: Naaaaaaa- Wait a minute! What are we arguing about!
Me: -shrugs- I don't know, forgot.

Max: o_O . . . . . WTF was that!
Me: A song . . . . . from the video duh.
Max: Hmmmmmm . . . .
Me: You don't remember? . . . . wow . . . and they call me slow.
Max: That's what she said!
Me: -glares- . . . . . .

Me: A few nights ago. You were sleep talking again and kept saying Fangyboo all freakin night.
Max: . . . . . pssshhhh I don't sleep talk.
Me: Yea you do.
Max: Shutup.
Beast Boy: . . . . . . -cracks up-
Max: -whacks-
Beast Boy: Ow! F%$#!
Me: -gasps- You just cussed!

Me: Hey guys. -hiccups-
Max: Awww poor Michelly has the hiccups.
Me: I do -hiccups- not!
Max: -glares-
Me: -glares back- -hiccups-
Max: smile

Beast Boy: . . . .
Me: -glares at Andrew and Max- What did you do to Beast Boy?
Andrew and Max: Why do you always think it's us?
Me: I don't. It's just fun to glare at you two. XD

Me: Jordan, la luse.
Jordan: Na nuse.
Me: La luse.
Jordan: Na nuse.
Me: La.
Jordan: La.
Me: Luse.
Jordan: Luse.
Me: La luse.
Jordan: Na nuse.
Me: -headdesk-
Max, Fang, and Iggy: -snickers-

Me: I'M SOO HAPPY!
Kylie: ME TOO! IVAN MOVED!
Me: YEAH!
Max: Wait, I thought you liked him.
Me: That was the past Maxi.
Max: It was 3 months ago!
Me: Which is the past.

Max: -plots revenge on Beast Boy-
Me: Uhhhhh Max? Beast Boy hasn't don't anything to you-
Max: YET! HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO ME YET!
Me: . . . .

Evelyn: Hey! Let's make a birthday rap song for abuelita (grandma).
Max: Like what?
Evelyn: Today, is, your birth-, day.
Me and Evelyn: Every, body, is here, for you.
Evelyn: Aaaannnnnnnnnd I don't know the rest.
Chris: And that rap was a horrible remake of Pretty Boy Swag.
Andrew: True.
Evelyn: Well I like to see you make a rap Chris!
Chris: -glares-
Evelyn: -glares-
Me, Max, Beast Boy, Andrew, and the little kids: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Evelyn: -grabs Robin- Hi guys!
Me, Max, Andrew, and BB: . . . .
Robin: Beast Boy?
Beast Boy: ROBIN?
Andrew: You're such a copy cat, Evelyn! Why kidnap Robin of all people?
Evelyn: . . . . I got bored.
Max: And this is why we don't let Evelyn get bored.
Me and Robin: -nods- Agreed.

Everybody: -starts arguing very loudly-
Beast Boy: -gets annoyed- DUUUDDES!
Everybody: . . . .
Me: Would you guys please-
Max: SHUTUP!
Everybody: . . . .

Max: If you don't mind me asking, what were you and BB doing besides getting a soda?
Me: . . . . talking.
Max: You liar.
Me: . . . . bye! -runs to kitchen-
Max: Hey! No trying to escape the conversation! -goes after me-

Andrew: Ugh! I'm fuuullllllll! DX
Beast Boy: These are one of those times where I'm glad I'm a vegan. smile
Andrew: -glares-
Robin: Tsk tsk, Andrew. XD
Andrew: -whacks Robin- Shut it.
Robin: Ow. sad
Evelyn: Stop the violence! This is madness!
Me: This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAA! XD
Everyone: O_O
Max: . . . . someone had one two many sodas. wink
Me: YES I DID! XD

Me: Yup! BB lost the bet, so now me and him have to get married.
Beast Boy: (insert swear word here) tofu.
Max: I'm glad you lost the bet. Now I don't have to marry Andrew. smile
Me: -whacks with herring- You're not helping, Max.

Me: . . . . where's Beast Boy?
Andrew: Hmmmm . . . . he was right behind me a minute ago.
Me: Damnit Andrew! You lost Beast Boy?
Me and Andrew: -start arguing-
Max: . . . .
Beast Boy: -walks in- Hey Max.
Max: Hey BB.
Me and Andrew: -still arguing-

Max: . . . . me bored.
Me: Why the hell do you keep saying "me"?
Max: I want to damnit!
Me: . . . . daaaammmnnn there's no need for bad language.
Max: . . . . you just cussed!
Me: -glares-

Me: -sighs- Good times, good times. smile

Max: I have to say, even though I hate the fact of still being a captive, I actually had some good memories with you. smile

Me: Awwwwww! -hugs Max-

Max: biggrin

Me: Well, that's all we have to the chappie! Till next time readers! biggrin

Max: Happy Anniversary! XD

R&R!

Michelle&Max