Tell me this... WHY IS MY LIFE NOT LIKE AN 80'S MOVIE?!?! Hot damn... I want a guy to stand outside my window with a boom-box, playing my favorite song. I want to ride away on the back of a lawnmower with a guy driving it! I, at least, want to go to a nice restaurant with "the one"... You know what? F*ck Disney movies and their happy endings!!! F*ck romance films and the chick that always finds her guy!! I want my life to be a horror film or me, about to die, with my last words being "OOO!!! What's this big red button, with the 'words do not press' plastered above it, do?!" That'd be nice... I like how I'm allowed to be insane... The whole sanity thing was grating on my nerves... Like when you're grating cheese and you get down to that last little bit and you nails get caught and ripped to shreds! Yeah... Sanity is a cheese grater... (Yes I was watching "Chell's Mind" when I typed this.) I also like how no one actually reads this... I'm just typing to get this off my... chest... My bewbs...? My mind? I don't know...
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have you seen that movie yet? its actually pretty funny [:
anywho what you trying to get of your bewbz?! I will shootz your bf if thats it ;D
(I'm serious, he touches you and he is DEAD ily kat^^)
and anywho I agree with the cheese grater thing ish I have when you get down to the last bit of cheese ^^ so I just eat the last piece usually xD problem solved and your less hungry so two problems solved lol
and if im not hungry i feed it to the dog <33 heehee
^^ anywho you should text me or send me a pm i miss chatting with you :]