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A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver ask, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone"

Man: "No sir, I was only doing 65"

Wife: "Oh,Harry you were going 80" (the man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light"

Man: "Broken tail light? i didn't know about the broken tail light

Wife: "Oh, Harry you known about the tail light for weeks"( the man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: "I'm going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt"

Man: "Oh i just took it off when you were walking uo to the car"

Wife: "Oh, Harry you never wear your seatbelt"

The man turns to his wife and yells' "SHUT YOUR MOUTH"

The officer turns to the wife and ask, Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?

The wife says, no sir only when he's drunk.