i stole this from a friend
read, read, DAMMIT READ!
* * * * FRIENDS * * * * Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: never seen you cry. True friends: cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the f**k out Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD * * * * FRIENDS * *
ONE TRUE LOVE STORY:
girl: do u like me ?
boy: noo
girl: do u think im pretty?
boy: noooo
girl: do u wanna be with me forever?
boy: nooo
girl: willl u cry if i ran away from u?
boy: no
*girl runs away in tears in shock*
*the boy grabs her arm*
boy: the reason i dont like u is cause I LOVE U
boy: the reason i dont think ur pretty is cause ur BEAUTIFUL
boy: i dont want to be with u forever i need to be with u FOREVER
boy: i wouldent cry if u ran away from me i would DIE
98% Of Teenagers Say "I Love You"
And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does,
Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile.
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-------------------Girls
------------are like apples
--------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
----The boys dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
----- come along, the one who's
----------- brave enough to
-----------------climb all
----------------- the way
-----------------to the top
----------------of the tree
BOY: I love her more than the air i breath
GIRL: well im always here for you.
BOY: I know.
GIRL:What's wrong?
BOY: I like her so much.
GIRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.
GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.
GIRL:Then tell her.
BOY: She wont like me.
GIRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GIRL: Well just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GIRL: What do you mean?
BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
BOY: Wait. Who do you like?
GIRL: Oh some boy.
BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.
GIRL: She does.
BOY: How do you know?
GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You.
GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did.
this one i found on facebook ^^
When you're hungry, food will be there to be ur satiety
When you're bored, food will be there to be ur company
When you're sad, food will be there to be ur friend
Food is the only one u need
Evalinna Community Member 
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