Spotkala krowa zajaczka i mowi: "Zajaczku, wstydz sie. Jestes taki malutki, taki sliczniutki a palisz papierosy..."
A zajaczek na to: "To ty sie wstydz. Jestes taka duza a nie nosisz biustonosza..." [: Hahahahaha
Translation:
One day, a cow met a rabbit and said to him: "Rabbit, shame on you. You are so small, so beautiful but smoking cigarettes..."
And the Rabbit in return said: "Shame on you! You are so big and don't wear bras..." [: Hahahahaha
Hehe my mom told me this joke today that my grandma told her. I laughed so hard! Hahaha and I still am! [: [:
Heres another one:
Tatus przychodzi z wywiadowki i mowi: "Jasiu, i znowu jedynka z historii?..."
Jasiu odpowiada: "Tatusiu, historia lubi sie powtarzac."
Translation:
Dad came back from the parent's conference and said: "Johnny, you failed history again?..."
Johnny said in reply: "Daddy, history likes to repeat itself."
Another funny joke. Laughed my head off again. Hahahaha lol [:
A zajaczek na to: "To ty sie wstydz. Jestes taka duza a nie nosisz biustonosza..." [: Hahahahaha
Translation:
One day, a cow met a rabbit and said to him: "Rabbit, shame on you. You are so small, so beautiful but smoking cigarettes..."
And the Rabbit in return said: "Shame on you! You are so big and don't wear bras..." [: Hahahahaha
Hehe my mom told me this joke today that my grandma told her. I laughed so hard! Hahaha and I still am! [: [:
Heres another one:
Tatus przychodzi z wywiadowki i mowi: "Jasiu, i znowu jedynka z historii?..."
Jasiu odpowiada: "Tatusiu, historia lubi sie powtarzac."
Translation:
Dad came back from the parent's conference and said: "Johnny, you failed history again?..."
Johnny said in reply: "Daddy, history likes to repeat itself."
Another funny joke. Laughed my head off again. Hahahaha lol [:
