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{{Oh sweet boredom.
Disclaimer: Cleverbot is a computer-generated being that you can have random conversations with. The correspondance to my questions was not thought up by a Human being.}}

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Good. We'll get along just fine then.

Cleverbot: Thats good to know.

User: So what kind of icecream do you like?

Cleverbot: Rock music is my favorite.

User: Does Baskin & Robbins offer that?

Cleverbot: No Sven is not a number.

User: Never thought it was...

Cleverbot: I love you though. ;D.

User: You do?! I guess I should cancel the divorce then...

Cleverbot: Thats pretty creepy too.

User: Your face is creepy.

Cleverbot: You've never seen my face.

User: I would like to. wink

Cleverbot: Am I property?

User: Of who?

Cleverbot: Who is your small German friend.

User: His name's Gustav.

Cleverbot: I thought you're a guy.

User: Only on Saturdays.

Cleverbot: What about the other days of the week.

User: Well, maybe Fridays. Depends on the temperature.

Cleverbot: What about that?

User: I feel manly on hotter days.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't think that way. I like you.

User: Well garsh, I feel so much better. Maybe I'll give up cross dressing, just for you.

Cleverbot: I was looking forward to talking to you, yet you do not follow what I am saying to you and often ask me redundant questions.

User: Strangely enough, I haven't asked you anything.

Cleverbot: That is strange. Why do you need help?

User: Where to begin...

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why does Matt Smith have such a big chin?

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: The new Doctor...Big chin, you can't miss him.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: Well, obviously... *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What's your IQ?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: A bit low.

User: I try my best.

Cleverbot: I think I really like you.

User: Me too, Cleverbot.