"Well mannered? Clean? Sophisticated? AHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe some top brass in the sky navy but sky pirates are just pirates with a swank a** boat. If there was a difference it's that sky pirates probably have more money and get scurvy a lot less. Sky pirates are badass ******** in flying warships. With cannons pointed down, they obliterate colonies in a sea of fire. They come down from the sky either from ropes or come crashing down all awesome like. They kick open doors, cutlasses in hand, and take what they want when they want. Be they from sea or air, pirates by their very nature revel in excessive violence. Do you know what they call the polite one on a pirate ship? The ship b***h. He swabs everyone's cannons.
And by cannons I of course mean their junk."
FungusMcKinley Community Member 
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