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4. Batbook
Skrew marvel, we've got a new hero, batbook. Today, I shall interview him to see if I can discover new secrets about him and his daily life. Now then mr. batbook, can you tell us more about yourself? Why yes, of course! I...erh...what would you like to know? Well, how about your secret identity? Any hints? I have a secret identity? Wow, I never knew. Well, it's not really that secret, I mean, I'm not wearing any costume or anyting, in fact, I'm not wearing anything at all. So nudity is one if your super powers? I'm a book. I've got no private parts. You're a diary as far as I know, so you must have LOTS of private parts? How did you know I was a diary? I've been watching you. Stalker. That's how I earn my money, good sir/book, that and... well, you wouldn't want to know. On with the interview. Have you got any family? I've got a dog. YOU have a dog? Can't see you having a dog. What's his name? Alex. Oh, I get it, very funny. Can we please stop pretending we're having an interview now? It's your own fault for making me write something EVERY day. I'm not THAT creative. Fine then, you have pleased my pages enough for today. Oh thank you, "master"...
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