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100 random ways to die
1- Running into a wall.
2- Getting shot by your friend.
3- Getting squashed by a large object.
4- Getting shot by a rifle.
5- Getting run over by a car.
6- Getting shot by 5 rifles.
7- Laying on the wall the kool aid man is coming out from.
8- Getting shot by 10 rifles.
9- Racing a door.
10- Getting hit by a door.
11- Trying to jump into a window.
12- Driving into a computer store.
13- Getting shot by 11 rifles.
14- Getting hit by a dead cat.
15- Jumping into a tree.
16- Taking a crap.
17- Getting run over by a car over water.
18- Exercising.
19- Getting hit by a stunstick.
20- Expolding.
21- Getting hit by a toyota camry.
22- Getting hit by a large truck.
23- Getting hit by a toyota avalon.
24- Getting hit by a blue toyota avalon.
25- Getting head humped.
26- lazer'd.
27- Getting attacked by fast zombies.
28- Getting hit by objects from a catapult.
29- Pissing your pants.
30- Getting hit by the force.
31- Sliding down a slide.
32- Jumping in a carousel.
33- Falling in a trash can.
34- Trying to jump over a recycle bin.
35- Copying whatever another moron just did.
36- Balls.
37- Getting shot by a lot of cannons.
38- Being on fire.
39- Epicly exploding.
40- Epicly being shot.
41- Getting electructed.
42- Falling off a building while sleeping.
43- Sleeping while falling down stairs.
44- Playing with bombs.
45- Playing with doors.
46- Hitting a giant steel beam.
47- Failing to go over a hoop.
48- Getting hit by a lightsaber.
49- Driving into water.
50- Driving off a water tower.
51- Getting run over by a jeep.
52- Doing a barrel roll.
53- Getting hit on a stunt track.
54- Trying to be spider man.
55- Tripping over a bench.
56- Getting owned by darth vader.
57- Heating stuff from a vent.
58- Getting attacked by balloons.
59- Jumping off a balloon.
60- Getting derailed.
61- Getting hit by a train.
62- Getting sucked out of a canister.
63- Hitting a building.
64- Hitting the ground.
65- Tying a rope to your head.
66- Getting hit by a dead body.
67- Hitting a invisible wall.
68- Getting harpoon'd.
69- Liking the Twilight movie.
70- Head exploding.
71- Getting a** lazer'd.
72- Falling down stairs.
73- Getting crushed.
74- Being in a bathtub car.
75- Tripping over a can.
76- Falling off rocks.
77- Getting chopped by CD's.
78- Getting sawed.
79- Being on a rocket.
80- Getting hit by a soda.
81- Fusion explosion.
82- Entering your house.
83- Being turned into a ragdoll.
84- Getting hit by a melon.
85- Falling off a ladder.
86- Getting hit by a melon while being in a plane.
87- Getting hit by a melon shower.
88- Owning yourself.
89- Getting hit by your mother.
90- Falling off a radio tower.
91- Slipping off a pole.
92- Tripping while jumping.
93- Exploding in mid air.
94- Commiting suicide while in a car.
95- Thinking that you are Leeroy Jenkings.
96- Filming.
97- Meteor shower.
98- Being a man of science.
99- Thinking that you are Michael Jackson.
100- Getting nuke'd.