About me, the teel dear version! YEY.
Hokai. Hi, everyone. My name is PRO DEATH.
No, my real first name isn't Luna. D: My REAL real first name...is irrelevant, because it's terrible and it doesn't fit me at all, and I plan on changing my name to Luna someday...you know, legally. Once I have that much disposable income.
I was born on the 23rd of January somewhere in New York. I don't really remember that place because I spent much of my life in California, both Southern and Northern, and I really plan on moving back there someday.
Ah, the future. My future is...well, let's just say that I have many plans. I want to open a psychic shop/bookstore, and I want to be a bestselling author. BESTSELLING, GODDAMNIT.
I'm Swedish. Irish. A bit English and German, but primarily the first 2. And it's cool, because I'm madly in love with most things Swedish.
My favorite band is Tiamat. Tiamat is the greatest band on Earth, rivaled only by Opeth. And they're both from Sweden. And so is Hypocrisy, and I ******** love Hypocrisy. But yeah. Tiamat.
I don't watch nearly enough movies, but I really like Ghost World and Eraserhead AND INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS...I have a longass list of things I plan to see someday, but for now, the only time I ever get to go to the movies is when my parents take me. D: I am that much of a loser.
Naw, the thing is, I have friends. But a lot of them live far away, or are always busy...either way, I really only hang out with, like, 3 of them on a regular basis outside of school and work.
I spend a lot of time on Gaia. You may have noticed. Word Games is a wonderful, wonderful place.
I first joined Gaia when I was, like, 13. You can still find my own account - it was Shadow Tree. Just Shadow Tree. And sometimes I sign on that one, just for the hell of it. Anyway, back then it was boring and I didn't really see the point of this place, so I didn't use it. I forget why I came back a few years later, actually. But here I am.
I'm a vegetarian. It's been all of 4 8-9ish months, and I'm planning on keeping it up for awhile. It's not necessarily because I love animals - I mean, I do, but really, when it comes down to it, I "went veggie" because I got tired of meat. See, I work at Chick-fil-a (you ever been there? Tell me about your experience. I love to talk about that place.)...been there for about 3 years. And yeah, after eating chicken every day for weeks on end, I was like "******** this", as anyone would. And I was never big on steak...except for filet mignon - I MIGHT miss that s**t. Maybe. Probably not.
I have a weird obsession with gas masks. I know, who doesn't nowadays?
I also have a weird thing about World War II. Can't explain it. I'm especially fascinated by young Stalin...I can totally see how he became what he was.
I mean, s**t. He grew up in Georgia, which was violent as ********, and he was raised by his crazyass drunken father and his mother who supported him no matter what...he was always prepared, always bright, intelligent beyond his years. From a young age, he was persuasive, well-spoken...he had a lot of physical weirdness, like his pockmarked skin and his short stature, but, in a way, it was all part of his charm.
But you aren't even reading this paragraph.
I don't read nearly as much as I should, usually choosing to write instead. However, I love Fyodor Dostoevsky. I've been trying to get through The Brothers Karamazov for weeks now I FINISHED IT and have moved onto the Great Short Works! - I read quickly, but I like to give myself time to take things in. I mean, s**t, it took me months to read Crime and Punishment...but I was so, so glad I did.
Uhh...I also like to collect random facts. I like party tricks - I'm always learning new s**t that I can randomly show people if I get bored. Like, I can change any letter grade into an A+...ask me about it, haha. Learned that s**t in elementary school.
I'm a business major, not because I particularly like math or anything but because of the aforementioned dream to open the aforementioned shop. Actually, that didn't work out. ******** microeconomics and all that jazz. Actually, it's still on. XD
I would really rather be a graphologist. You may have noticed - I ******** love to analyze handwriting. I think it's one of the most accurate personality-assessment...things...ever. That is, if it's done properly - I am but a mere novice.
I love astrology. I'm an Aquarius. My moon is in Sagittarius, my rising sign is Gemini, my Mars is in Sagittarius, my Venus is in Capricorn...I can go on.
Apparently, at my old school, if you mention astrology, someone will mention me. XD I just learned that last week. I love that reputation. It's better than the rep I had back in California - people knew me as "tree girl". See, in 8th grade, I told everyone that I believed that, when people die, they turn into trees. It's still kind of my hope that I will...I'd like to be a redwood, so that I can chill for hundreds of years and everyone will think I'm awesome. Or maybe a weeping willow, because they're pretty.
I'm polytheistic. Essentially, I started this religion (or cult, I guess - call it what you will) that only I follow (everyone else was only in it for the priest/ess positions...which btw are still open). Ask me about it if you're curious, but I'm sure you aren't - afterall, I sound crazier and crazier as I keep talking about it. Essentially, my main God and Goddess are the God of Dreams and Goddess of Fate. And I'm the priestess of the moon. And we have 11 elements. Yeah. Actually, it's come to my attention recently that I'm an atheist. Meh.
That aside, I also have an irrational love of drawing pentagrams on everything. I draw them with chocolate on my ice cream, I draw them on ketchup with...whatever I put ketchup on, I draw them with syrup on my pancakes. I have no idea why - maybe it's the irony.
I don't really have many fears, but claymation makes me feel uncomfortable for no apparent reason and robots freak me the ******** out...and I'm uneasy around fire. Honestly, I think I was burned to death in a past life. That's the only way I can explain my aversion to flames. I can't even ******** roast marshmallows without desperately wanting to gtfo.
I'm a non-practicing anarcho-primitivist. Essentially, I think that life was better before the neolithic/agricultural revolution, and that we should have stayed nomadic. But, at the same time, I understand that human beings could never go back to the way we were back then. I also understand that it would have happened no matter what. But it's a nice thought, and I think it would be pretty awesome to be a nomad...if only the government would let me. And I hear they're not big on that particular lifestyle.
My favorite actors and actresses...uh, I love Scarlett Johansson, and...well, I'd know if I saw them. Oh, right, Steve Buscemi is the s**t. OH YEAH and Paul Bettany and Anton Yelchin. <3
I like etymology. Seriously, like, half of my notes include some sort of word-breakdown on the margins. For instance, today I was in Science and she said...well, I forget what she said, but either way, I broke it into roots and figured it out. I'm a huge language nerd, actually. I'm trying to learn...everything. I tried to learn Swedish, but I've kind of put that on the backburner because it's basically impossible. Haha. I'm taking Spanish, but it's kind of boring. I really want to learn, like, German and Russian and...s**t like that. Swedish, Norwegian...Latin. I took about a year of Latin, loved it to death, but, eh. No point in learning it - it doesn't evolve, because nobody speaks it anymore. :/ Which is sad. Poor dead language.
Speaking of dead people, RIP Mermaid Girl.
I watch a lot of Discovery Health channel and talk shows. I'm sort of madly in love with Dr. Oz, and the Tree Man is a personal hero of mine. Dr. Phil is a poser, and a preacher...yet I find myself watching his show most days anyway. And I gotta give Oprah props for being an Aquarius. But the best show ever is Mystery Diagnosis...or, as I affectionately call it, Mystery D...or simply The D. But then everyone thinks I'm talking about Tenacious D.
Oh, and I ******** love Metalocalypse. I'm a Skwisgaar girl, but Toki is adorable, and Murderface is so complex, and Pickles...has awesome hair...and Nathan is hot except for how his nose looks from the front. I like it from the side though. Listen to me, talking about these people like I know them or something...like they exist...bah.
I also imagine that Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov was a sexy beast. That's my mental image of him, at least. With his dark, flashing eyes...
I DIGRESS.
Uh, let's see.
I like chemistry kinda. I mean, I used to be a hueg chemistry nerd, and I had a Periodic Table hanging up in my old room...I have all the symbols memorized. At least, I think I still do. Feel free to test me.
ABOUT THE NAME. Right. So people are like "OMG DO U KILL BABYES"
No. I don't kill babies. Often.
Naw, how I got the name PRO DEATH is mostly irony. Like, I find it funny that people think that it's a choice between "life" or "choice". Naw. Like, I don't understand why this is a big deal...even if the government were to illegalize abortions, they'd still happen, except they'd be less safe. I don't think that making them illegal would lower the instance at all. Plus, the mostly-male government has never been pregnant, so they have no right to tell women that they have to go through it. Birth is a b***h. Fortunately, I've never personally experienced it...but I don't particularly want to.
Yeah. Don't tell me what to do with mah body. *shakes fist*
So yeah, whenever someone says "pro life" I'm like "I'M PRO DEATH." Bwahaha. Plus, I kind of wanted to start a band and call it Pro Death. I think it would make a great punk band name...but I'm not really into the whole punk thing. I mean, it's aiight.
...I shake my fist a lot. I guess it's all part of my persona.
People who know me irl think I'm gloomy, chill...and, apparently, when people first meet me, they think I'm going to kill everyone. I think that's pretty funny, because, while I do talk about death and killing a lot, I don't think I'll ever actually do it. Because there's nobody I really HATE. Hate is a strong word - there are people for whom I have no warm, fuzzy feelings, but I think everyone has a place on the Earth.
At the moment, I'm wearing a Bio-dot on my wrist, and it's dark blue. I guess that means I'm ~relaxed~.
That was random. Then again, this whole thing was kind of random.
I'm sure that, in time, I will add more to this. I'm pretty much a narcissist - I can talk about myself for hours. I'm also an on-occasion solipsist...sometimes I'll just be sitting there and I'll think, "s**t. WHAT IF NOBODY ELSE EXISTS BUT ME?"...I mean, I still have no proof in either direction.
I'm kind of a sadist. I mean, I don't actually hurt people, or get into fights. In fact, I like to brighten people's days. But I have a weird self-flagellation fetish. Yeah, you're better off not asking.
Uhhhh.
Oh yeah. The greatest lyric ever written: "At times, the dark's fading slowly, but it never sustains." - Opeth, "In My Time of Need".
And there you go.
Oh, and some kid just showed up at my door and rang the bell. I went and opened the door...and she handed me a loaf of pumpkin bread? AWESOME.
Random other places you can find me:
AIM: weekter weekter. (best...aim...ever)
last.fm: deformedrainbow. (rarely, rarely scrobbles...)
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