So this one is dedicated to my b***h roomie. Here's a kiss, dear heart. I loathe her, I truely do. She is so irritating, on many a-levels. Shall I list they reasons why?
First off - she is extemely loud. Not the "o-she-is-loud-but-I-can-stand-it" loud, it is the "[********]" loud. Not fun, not fun at all. When she screams it's even worse. In the right kind of screaming mood, she can actually give me a headache.
Lack of Space / Ownership - she acts like she owns our dorm room. But let me say this first: our sleeping/ living area is about 18 x 18. Now, my bed is lofted about 10 feet up so I can store my desk and other doo-dads underneath it - I did this so that we would have more room. My space is 9 x 5. Itty-bitty living quarters, am I right? Hers takes up the rest. And that pisses me off - not that I have little room, but that she's take up the rest with her s**t. I barely have any room to anything as her "side" takes up 3/4 of the room. Now, whenever I am in the room alone and she walks in, she'll stop and look at me accusingly, like I'm going through her secret stash of nasty, fatty food. Irritating, I can asure you.
Dealing with Males- my roomie has a boyfriend; in fact I recently got to meet the infamous dude. And he is not that great. He's a d**k really. Anways, so when we are chilling in our CA's room {who is ******** sweet} and a male comes in, my roomie will act all slutty and try to garner his attention. Fail on so many levels, attention whore. And it's really with any guy. It's frustrating.
Left 4 Dead Alone - Alright, I'd like to say that I am a pretty considerate person, but my roomie is not. She's downright rude, to be honest. She'll go off to eat a meal with a few people and she'll refuse to ask if I want to come along. I wouldn't mind all that much if she forgot, but she does it on ******** purpose. And if I do end up going with them, she'll act all upset and angry and refuse to awkknowlege me. Enraging, I'll say.
Prostitution of Attention - My roomie is an attention whore. When we are talking it isn't "o-it's-time-for-Alicia-and-Jane-to-talk" it's "[********]" Throughout an entire conversation she interrupts me the entire time. And even when I am talking with somebody else, she'll interrupt to add her own two cents. Annoying, it 'tis.
Small Things that Irk Me -
I am a vegan and she always demands that we go to a on-campus bistro that mostly sells meat-based foods.
She has no sense of...looking presentable, for the better word. She wears sweats all the time. Now I wouldn't mind this if she didn't wear camis that showed off her muffin top or cotton short-shorts that show off her cottage cheese legs. I am no fashion conesuir {as I mostly dress in a meto chic look}, but please, try and look nicer.
No sense of cleanliness. She showers, but not until about 4 in the afternoon. I have as of yet to see or hear her brush her teeth. Nasty, nasty, nasty!
Laziness is a sin, m'dear...she sleeps so much. She'll take a nap in the middle of the afternoon for 3 hours. That means that I have to remain slient, as she is a light sleeper. So, goodbye Coheed & Cambria I must listen to you later. Also, I get up early in the mornings, I like to get stuff done, she sleeps in until the last possible moment. It's awful, because I need my morning coffee, but she'll b***h about it later on her Facebook page {hmm...I am no better am I? haha }. Starbucks House Blend...I'll be seeing you in the afternoon!
Bitching and Moaning should be her major. She's a ******** pro at it. Everyday she'll have something to whine about. "Why is it sooo cold?" "Why does Boozle's have such awful food?" Somebody call the Whambulance. I have of yet to hear a day go by without some petty complaint.
That is about all. So, here is my roomie in all of her glory. She's precious, isn't she? I'd like to say that I was so, so close of having her leave {poor baby is homesick, so she wanted to transfer} but it turns out she's staying for the entire year. I can't really stand her and all of this, oh, bitching makes me a hypocrite, but really, I think I deserve a little time to whine. Don't you?
First off - she is extemely loud. Not the "o-she-is-loud-but-I-can-stand-it" loud, it is the "[********]" loud. Not fun, not fun at all. When she screams it's even worse. In the right kind of screaming mood, she can actually give me a headache.
Lack of Space / Ownership - she acts like she owns our dorm room. But let me say this first: our sleeping/ living area is about 18 x 18. Now, my bed is lofted about 10 feet up so I can store my desk and other doo-dads underneath it - I did this so that we would have more room. My space is 9 x 5. Itty-bitty living quarters, am I right? Hers takes up the rest. And that pisses me off - not that I have little room, but that she's take up the rest with her s**t. I barely have any room to anything as her "side" takes up 3/4 of the room. Now, whenever I am in the room alone and she walks in, she'll stop and look at me accusingly, like I'm going through her secret stash of nasty, fatty food. Irritating, I can asure you.
Dealing with Males- my roomie has a boyfriend; in fact I recently got to meet the infamous dude. And he is not that great. He's a d**k really. Anways, so when we are chilling in our CA's room {who is ******** sweet} and a male comes in, my roomie will act all slutty and try to garner his attention. Fail on so many levels, attention whore. And it's really with any guy. It's frustrating.
Left 4 Dead Alone - Alright, I'd like to say that I am a pretty considerate person, but my roomie is not. She's downright rude, to be honest. She'll go off to eat a meal with a few people and she'll refuse to ask if I want to come along. I wouldn't mind all that much if she forgot, but she does it on ******** purpose. And if I do end up going with them, she'll act all upset and angry and refuse to awkknowlege me. Enraging, I'll say.
Prostitution of Attention - My roomie is an attention whore. When we are talking it isn't "o-it's-time-for-Alicia-and-Jane-to-talk" it's "[********]" Throughout an entire conversation she interrupts me the entire time. And even when I am talking with somebody else, she'll interrupt to add her own two cents. Annoying, it 'tis.
Small Things that Irk Me -
I am a vegan and she always demands that we go to a on-campus bistro that mostly sells meat-based foods.
She has no sense of...looking presentable, for the better word. She wears sweats all the time. Now I wouldn't mind this if she didn't wear camis that showed off her muffin top or cotton short-shorts that show off her cottage cheese legs. I am no fashion conesuir {as I mostly dress in a meto chic look}, but please, try and look nicer.
No sense of cleanliness. She showers, but not until about 4 in the afternoon. I have as of yet to see or hear her brush her teeth. Nasty, nasty, nasty!
Laziness is a sin, m'dear...she sleeps so much. She'll take a nap in the middle of the afternoon for 3 hours. That means that I have to remain slient, as she is a light sleeper. So, goodbye Coheed & Cambria I must listen to you later. Also, I get up early in the mornings, I like to get stuff done, she sleeps in until the last possible moment. It's awful, because I need my morning coffee, but she'll b***h about it later on her Facebook page {hmm...I am no better am I? haha }. Starbucks House Blend...I'll be seeing you in the afternoon!
Bitching and Moaning should be her major. She's a ******** pro at it. Everyday she'll have something to whine about. "Why is it sooo cold?" "Why does Boozle's have such awful food?" Somebody call the Whambulance. I have of yet to hear a day go by without some petty complaint.
That is about all. So, here is my roomie in all of her glory. She's precious, isn't she? I'd like to say that I was so, so close of having her leave {poor baby is homesick, so she wanted to transfer} but it turns out she's staying for the entire year. I can't really stand her and all of this, oh, bitching makes me a hypocrite, but really, I think I deserve a little time to whine. Don't you?
