Rules: Keep it PG-13 and don't take it too seriously this is all for fun heart
Contest is open from September 13 until September 20
bkr009
You know, none of the ladies listen. I tell them they don't want to sleep with me. Until that is, I give them this, yea...it's crabs.
LadyxMirage
The man asked himself as he held on to his catch. "Will this turn into a beautiful mermaid if I were to kiss her."
While the lobster (or whatever that thingy is) contemplated as the man held on to her. "Will he turn into a really hawt guy if I pinch him?"
brandon8088
its a local with an ugly saw
stephaniewon
Hi!
"Dude!! That came outta your pants?!!!"
"Dude!! That came outta your pants?!!!"
