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50 Ways to Annoy Your Parents...
[1] Follow them around the house..EVERYWHERE!!!
[2] Moo when they say your name.
[3] Pretend to have amnesia.
[4] Say everything backwards.
[5] Give yourself a swirly.
[6] Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!"
[7] Run into walls.
[8] Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
[9] Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.
[10] Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
[11] Pretend to worship the Devil.
[12] Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"
[13] Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
[14] Run in circles.
[15] Recite a whole movie 3 times.
[16] Pretend to beat yourself up.
[17] Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
[18] Slither everywhere.
[19] Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
[20] Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.
[21] Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
[22] Super glue your finger up your nose.
[23] Talk to a pen.
[24] Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
[25] Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.
[26] Try and climb the wall.
[27] Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
[28] Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say youre a lovely unicorn.
[29] In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
[30] Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
[31] Do what they actually tell you.
[32] Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ohhh...I get it!"
[33] Eat your hair.
[34] Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
[35] Eat anything obviously not edible.
[36] Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
[37] Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
[38] Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
[39] When you shower or bathe yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
[40] Try and snorkel in your fish tank.
[41] Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
[42] Chase an imaginary tail.
[43] Demand that you want your own area code.
[44] At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
[45] Pretend to be 346 years old.
[46] Hang upside down in your closet.
[47] Pretend to be a phone.
[48] Try to swim in the floor.
[49] Tap on their door all night.
[50] Pretend to have multiple personalities
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