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It is a very dangerous yet desirable disease
That can be caught very quickly with ease.
The symptoms may include the following:
Nausea, dizziness, maybe trouble swallowing,
Clumsiness, stupidity, reddening of the face,
May cause heart to jump, thump, or race,
May result in humiliation, regret, or pain
Everytime you hear a certain person's name,
May cause damage to or breaking of the heart,
Losing mind, or ripping pride and/or self esteem apart.
The only known cure that is proven to work
Is not a medicine you can get from a clerk.
It's not expensive, doesn't even cost a dime.
That's right-- the only known cure... is simply time.