Children shows are filling the youths minds with marijuana, psychedelic s**t and Jack Black.
You heard it right. Jack Black. I turned on the TV today and the channel that was there was Nickelodeon. Since it was early in the morning, it was showing that Yo Gaba Gaba show. I don’t care if I spelled it wrong. It doesn’t deserve my correct grammar-ness. Yes, grammar-ness. Anyway, I was about to do my daily routine where I switch to Star World to watch Who’s Line Is It Anyway at 8 o’ clock in the morning but when I was about to press the buttons, I saw Jack Black. Yeah, I saw Jack Black on the show wearing a blue and red shirt. OMGulay. What have they done to Jack Black?! Those bastards.
Hay nako. I’m swearing too much. Don’t worry, good people, if you meet me in person, I don’t swear. At all. At least I try not to.
Hervacio Tubulan. If you haven’t watched the show, you’ve just missed half your life. It’s about highschool. Yes. Enough said. Dulaang Sibol rocks my socks.
So there’s this guy named Mikki. Anyway, my mom watched the show with me last Friday and now she has this weird crush on him. Haha. Yeah, my mom has a crush on a highschool guy names Mikki. It’s really funny since in the play, his role is one of the gay guys. Haha. Oh well. He’s not ugly by the way.
Kevin Maske is my idol. Jealous? Of course you guys are. Haha. He plays piano so awesome-ly. One day, I’m going to get better than him in piano and I’m going to find his house, and I’m going to barge in then I’m going to own him in piano then he’s going to ask “Who the hell are you?!” then I’m going to go all “That is the important now.” Then after he admits he got owned, I’m going to storm out of his house and I’m going to feel so great since I owned Kevin Maske at piano then I’ll feel so so stupid for the rest of the day but I’ll go back to his house and tell him who I am then we’ll talk and then we’ll eat zambales crabs. *does hand actions*
Take that, Kevin Maske! Be ready with your zambales crabs. *does hand actions*
For those who know Kevin Maske, please warn him since I don’t know his Multiply or YM.
For those who would like to tell me where he lives, please send me a PM.
For those who don’t know why I keep saying zambales crabs, screw you.
Okay, I’m scared that he’ll read this then get all freaked out since I know him and he doesn’t really know me. Oh well. It’s for contacts only.
I’m having an Ateneo people meltdown. I’m learning lots of names and memorizing lots of faces but they don’t even know who the hell I am. I feel so stalker-ish. Darn Sibolistas and their amazing talents.
Zambales crabs!!!
Putek. The A H1ewanewan virus is spreading!! OMGulay. Stupid Sibol jokes can really stick into your head.
So yesterday, my family and I went to Ateneo to go to the Parents day freshman mass. My brother’s in 2nd year now but then since Dulaang Sibol was invited to sing as the choir, my brother had to go to. So the whole family decided to come too since the mass was on Sunday and so forth. After the mass, my brother was walking with his Sibol friends and all that while my dad and I were following. We were calling my brother’s name but then he didn’t hear us. Oh well.
My brother said he’d just text us when he was done with whatever those Sibol people were doing. So we waited in front of the auditorium or whatever you call it. It was actually breezy there. Haha. Anyway, we met up with my brother after that and he said that they were given free hotdogs. Gr. I wanted meat squeezed into the form of little sausages.
So after my brother came out, we saw Mikki (my mom’s “crush”) walk out then my mom was all “Hey Mikki!” in her head, I bet. Hahaha. Fail. Anyway, we were riding in our car and on our way out of Ateneo, where we saw Mikki walking on the sidewalk near the Ateneo HS campus.
Dad: You know what? Mikki hitched a ride with us before, on our way to Mcdo.
Mom: Hey, doesn’t Mikki want to hitch a ride with us? *schmug*
Dad: *opens car window on the left in the passengers seat*
Me: OMGulay. You’re really going to do it?? *laughs then hides since I’m beside the window*
Brother: Hoy! Mikki!!!!!
Mikki: *looks at our car, confused*
Brother: You wanna hitch with us to Mcdo??
Mikki: Uhmm… No thanks. *laughs awkwardly, seeing my parents*
Brother: Okay.
Dad: *closes car window*
Mom: Bye Mikki.. *smiles while waving* Bye….
Me: Oh wow. Mikki obsessed. Freaky.
Fail.
Take note that while all of this was happening, the car was still moving. Yes. Moving.
So my family and I were at Megamall during Father’s Day and my dad was lining up for the ATM since he needed to withdraw money and all that. While we were waiting for my dad to finish, my brother and I were just standing there. I was writing down stuff I wanted to blog (just in case I forget. Right Chesca?) and my brother was texting his friend. I was being completely serious during the whole dialogue, by the way.
Brother: *dictates while texting his friend* Wait muna. Bat is going to die.
Me: Who’s Bat??
Brother: Huh?
Me: Who’s Bat??
Brother: Bat..?
Me: Uhmm.. Batman?
Brother: Ohhh!!
Me: Batman is going to die?!
Brother: I meant ‘battery is going to die.’
Me: Ohhhhh… Stupid me.
Epic fail.
The whole texting thing is making me feel sad. Not the fact that I though Batman was going to die. Like, I see and hear people texting and calling and IM-ing their “special someones” while I sit here and blog my a** off, waiting for someone to IM or call or text me. Too bad the person I like now doesn’t know me. I think..?
Jealousy is not really my forte. I’m not used to the feeling.
Moving on. Thanks to my anonymous friend, I have been reminded of the fact that my life continues to remain boring and ordinary. So, people, if you want to have a gimmick or introduce me to any of your friends or drink mudshakes, (stupid alcoholic drinks and their awesome names) please, tell me. I need to meet new people. And no, I do not drink mudshakes.
MYSTERY BLOGGED ABOUT:
One of my idols. A girl. My reading teacher. Enough said.
IDOLS FOR TODAY OR THE REST OF ETERNITY (WHO KNOWS?):
Kevin Maske. You and your stupid piano skills.
Mikki –I don’t know your last name-. For capturing the hearts of so many. Including my mom. Ew.
Miggy Azurin. For saying Zambales crabs perfectly.
Diego –I forgot your last name-. For having such a sexy headshot.
Ooh. All guys. Hahaha. Ay. Diego’s OP. He’s not Sibol. Oh well.
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