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Commented on: Sat Dec 17, 2005 @ 08:03am


	will make better post tomorrow

Commented on: Sat Dec 17, 2005 @ 08:19am


	well bob it looks like our first contestant has finally made it to the field it looks like one of the rookies from first season is it? Yes it is It is jario maon! we would like to run a little recap of last seasons happenings but we dont have the footage because it was wiped out in the storm of mushroom, yoshi, and mario parts, hey bill and dont forget the splinters of wood that were lodged into your cranium at various leathal velocities, how you are standing there is stil a mytery to me , ha ha ha. billthinks to self"need brains"drool "oh um yeah what you saidbrain, um i mean bob sweatdrop " well todays show is brought to you by the smah hit movie cracked out weasles revenge 2! in theaters january, 17, 2006ish i think... and gruntie juice, because if it aint green it aint gruntie... mmmmmm brains" "ummm bill are you okay?" bill stares at bob with bloodthirsty zombieish type eyes "booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... we are sorry but we are expiriencing slight technical difficulties" enters the clowns throwing shurikens at eachother

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Commented on: Sun Dec 18, 2005 @ 02:30am


	we are um... I mean I am here at the current sight of the world renown runjitsu stadium where it has been rumored that our second contestant malechi, from last season and jario will be teaming up in a first time ever tag team runjitsu tournament against a (is this right?... oh okay) two ton yoshi/ mario/ luigi team... i take it this will be one hell of a season. now we are fixing to start as soon as the other part of the jario/malechi team gets here untill the here is "Lets play some tetris muthafugga!" with special guest .......

Commented on: Sun Dec 18, 2005 @ 07:50pm


	LAST TIME ON WHACKED OUT WEASLES THE SERIES! jack schitt was being ravenously mauled by a toothpick while on the other side of the galaxy... oh sorry wrong show... sweatdrop

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Commented on: Tue Dec 20, 2005 @ 03:08pm


	theme song to al raper the bandicooter. rofl al raper the bandicooter, he'll get you up the pooper shooter, you should have your pets spade or neutered, he's al raper bandicooter! rofl**

Commented on: Fri Dec 23, 2005 @ 12:52am


	4laugh lol, guys!

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Commented on: Fri Dec 23, 2005 @ 01:54am


	finally someone else reads it yay!!! Hi doniel! huggles

Commented on: Wed Dec 28, 2005 @ 02:27am


	* 4laugh huggles back twisted among other things*

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Commented on: Sat Jan 07, 2006 @ 05:31am


	we are here live(some what) on the stage where we are still awaiting the arrival of jario's partner malachi... and the opposing team seems to be getting anxious. eek whats this?!! jario just out of nowhere jumps 500 fett into the air and.. and..! yesss he has officially started the tournament using his super patented gum gum hand slap he has floored the gigantically proportioned luigi and is now landing hold on lets see if these microphone things work! over a slight white noise you can hear jario's voice "runjitsu you overgrown herpese infested al c drip Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" and on your screen you can see jario run for his dear life well we are here on the sight when just moments ago jario has started this runjitsu contest of the new year and... hold on a sec!you see the annoucer guy running to the door and you then see jario jario what made you act so hastily and start the match without your partner malachi? "well I know hell be here at any times notice and when he arrives we are going to well for a lack of better words... @#!@##@!@#@ those guy up so hard $#@#$#$^^%* wont even &^&%%(##&@^% to them and &$^#%$&%& and ^#$%$%^&# and &#^$^%((@# and futher more ^#$%%% to kiss their toes" announcer in shock I didnt even know you could say those things on pirate broadcast... yikes well if thats true then malachi we hope you .... ('mmmmm brains i need brains') announcer guy starts headding towards jario than gets the living fookey poo slapped outta him "next time i'll do to you what I did last season to the hoard of marios mushrooms and yoshies." to be continued.

Commented on: Wed Jan 11, 2006 @ 02:23am


	as the crowd dulls down the words of Jario-san's partner can be heard a mile away...and the little dust clowd thingies too IM BAAAAAAAACK!!!!! jets through the Runjitzu arena b*h smacking all the people in the stands MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! they just released me from the slapping institution he said fanning his hand off and moving the hair from his eyes ~Well its apparent Jario's partner is, if possible, more crazed this season than he was last season~ came the voice of a new announcer ~Well i think we should get this under....~gets b*h smacked out of the announcers booth onto the field by Malechi RUNJITZU MUTHA FUGGA!!!!!!

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Commented on: Wed Jan 11, 2006 @ 02:33am


	"Well now the seasons really getting under way as malachi rushes to join with jario somwhere in the fifth section of this new arena " says the anouncer only to become a yoshi snack by that 100' foot tall dinosaur that everyone loves!'YOSHI!!!' SSSSSSMAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!* "MARIO IS FLOORED BY AN AMAZING DOUBLE PATENT END OF YO WORLD COMBO SLAP DONE BY THE J/M TEAM!!!!! HOMIFUGGINGOD THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE! i ONLY COUNTED 75 SLAPS BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT NUMBER IS ONLY NOT EVEN A 10TH OF WHAT REALLY CONSPIRED!" (new announcer is being hounded by teh zombeh announcer) mrgreen

Commented on: Wed Jan 11, 2006 @ 02:37am


	looks up at the 100-foot tall Yoshi Jario-san tilts his head acting as though its nothing lets do hmm...thinks ah, got it jumps up rearing back his hand and does his famous: Whirlwind b*h-Smack Attack hm, 99,100 continues counting come on Jario-san counting continues as mounts Yoshi's head and begins a DK Bongo Smack Attack WHEEEEEE!!!!

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Commented on: Wed Jan 11, 2006 @ 03:39am


	jsut as we were laying the litteral smack down, on the oblong dinosaur the giant luigi ground pounded sending both jario and malechi flying into the air, and the unthinkable and unexpected happened... SMAAAAAAAACK!!!!! AND RUNS LIKE THE b*h HE IS "runjitzu!!!" as we landed I looked at malechi and said "OH HELLZ NO HE DID NOT JUST DO WHAT i THINK HE DID... scream** PAY BACK TIME!!!!!" "death shall fall upon luigi in the form of two mega red hand prints!!"

Commented on: Thu Jan 12, 2006 @ 01:53am


	COME BACK HERE LUIGI YOU b**h!!! YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY COUCH?!!! dashes behind Jario-san getting ready to lay the smack down upon the b****d that is Luigi ~Folks we'll be back after this quick commercial break~ the announcer said quickly trying to fend of teh zombehfied announcer "Faygo" "Everbody sing~SEND YO MOMMA STRAIGHT UP TO THA STO AND TELL THAT b***h TO BRING HOME A FAYGO~and dont let her say no"

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Commented on: Thu Jan 12, 2006 @ 05:13pm


	"and now we return you to your regularly scheduled CRAP!!!" "OOoooooo! thats gotta hurt malechi and jario have just pulled off a move they call 'detachable p**s!' and now I see why... yowch!" announcer quickly looks behind himself to find the zombified announcer inches from his head* "braaaaaaaaiiiiinssss!!! GIVE ME YOUR B--" THWAK!!! (what he got hit by only the veiwers could guess... lemme let you in on something, it wasnt a piece of toaste.) now as the oblong luigi lie on the ground of the arena in a bloody puddle of himself, the J/M team now advances uppon mario with evil grins and what look like crimson flames flowing out of their eyes, fangs growing (yup you guessed it their going into their ultimate forms of doomy goodness) "something tells me mario ish fooked big tyme!" zombie announcer lieing motionless on the floor with an over sized ????s sticking out of his ear "oooo, he wont be getting up any time s... whaaaaa!!" "boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, sorry we are experiencing technical difficulties, enters the clowns throwing shurikens at eachother."

Commented on: Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 02:18am


	~well here's another commercial while we fix our technical problems"damn pieces of trash"he mumbled under his breath a squeaking noise could be heard as gir began to walk onto the screen and stopped dropping a boombox next to him and begins dancing to Peanut Butter Jelly Time ~Aaaaand we're back ladies and gentalmen, ooh! that looks like it hurts he said as the paramedics take the Shuriken throwing, now bloody, Clowns off the field

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Commented on: Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 03:26am


	* grabs some popcorn, plops down and watches* ... intresting ^.^

Commented on: Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 03:55am


	HELLO NEWCOMMER! and now back to the show "Yes indeed I believe that did hurt, especially the way that last shuriken was lodged in that clowns eek oh crap we're live?!!! um yes and now back to the tournament!" in background a smoldering heap of what looks like zombified meaty chunks are being carried out by a crack team of janitors, only to be attacked by ravenouse doberman pinchers... i bet you can see where this is going? "ooooooooo!!!! I cant understand how mario is still standing after that barage of fronts and back hands! Oh well now the duo is running and making their way through the crowd and now they are ambushing yoshi... or at least whats left of it after that dk bongo and ddr routine malechi and jario have pulled on him, he's been wandering around aimlessly as though he was blind or something, or maybe domokun eek no way yoshi has just layed a humungus egg right next to the south wall in section 3 and it looks to be opening and... oh no, ooooooh noooo!! It's a giant super magik shroom!!! those of you that were here last season should remember quite clearly what happens when jario takes a bite of thos... now imagine what would happen if the shroom was 1000000 time that size!!" CHOMP!!!MUNCH, CRUNCH,GULP! DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO DOOP DOOOOP! "OH NO! ITS ALL OVER! MARIO YOSHI YOU ARE TWO DEAD MUTHA FUGGAS!"MALECHI GETS A RUNNING START TOWRDS MARIO AS THE CROWD NOTICES A STRANGE LOW RUMBLING SOUND EMITING FROM JARIO'S VACINITY ground rumbling

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Commented on: Sat Jan 14, 2006 @ 04:40pm


	Malechi began laughing as Jario ate the magic mushroom BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! spots Krimson and waves all chibi-like and ducks for cover as the Giant Yoshi hurls a gigantic egg at him Hey!!! runs up and does his special Chaos Thwap Attack sending the giant dinasuaur flying 500 feet in the air and accross the field to Jario He's aaaaaall yours now! Malechi grinned gleefully as the giant landed in front of Jario as he prepared his ultimate attack ~Well this is certainly going to be an interestin finish to the not-so-loveable Yoshi~came the announcers voice~But in Runjitzu Tournaments it rarely is*Malechi pulls out a carton of Irkan Juice and a Poop Cola out of his coat and begins drinking on them as Doomy Doom shall befall the Yoshi

Commented on: Sat Jan 14, 2006 @ 07:17pm


	hehee ewwo * waves* >.> ... doomsday on yoshi?... * shifty eyes.... sneaks into the area wiht a couple cans of paint... jumps on yoshi and starts painting all over his facehehhe^.^ dosent he look beautiful! has paint oall over his face ... looks like he came from a ******** up beatuy paler* ... * shifty eyes* .. jumps back into the stands* ermm GO JM TEAM * pulls out a large flag and starts waving it ... wait... * lights it on fire then starts waving* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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Commented on: Sun Jan 15, 2006 @ 09:36pm


	stares at the burning flag Whee mass chaos to all pulls out a flamethrower and lights the Giagantic Yoshi on fire MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You burn reeeaaaal good '^_^

Commented on: Mon Jan 16, 2006 @ 01:05am


	whee ish got wasted this morning, made a bet w/a guy, mad at another, got groped several times by several people, got many offers, and eek I was fully clothed all during the party! @_@

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Commented on: Mon Jan 16, 2006 @ 03:13am


	lookie my new eyebrow ring, meh ish so happy mrgreen

Commented on: Mon Jan 16, 2006 @ 04:10am


	@ malechi: ooohhhh ... congraters @ Alanita: .. sooo can i have fun with them mrgreen twisted

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Commented on: Mon Jan 16, 2006 @ 10:32pm


	as everyone has read in their pamplets of runjitsu, you will find a gaas mask under your seats along with a melee weapon so you can beat the people off as they turn into zombies from the side affects from being stupind and not reading teh pamplet "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" And the unforgettable sound of jario's super patented attack that has been handed down from generation to generation has finnally been fully done! "THE ULRA MEGA SUPER BROWN CLOUD OF STINKY DEATH!!!!!!!" the massive clowd sends shivers down malechi's spind as he was ripping the spine out of mario as the cloud of stink evelopes the flaming yoshie, It bursts into flames taller that mt. everest, and then takes the form of a giant hand on fire as it came crahing down towrds the earth zombies and viewers alike started to vacate the arena in a more than paniced fasion everything freezes as the flaming palm of destruction comes into contact with the earth :fsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, beeeeep!! camera finally comes into focus to show the arena as no more, only four figures can be made out in the thick fog and clouds of smoke. as the dust clears there stand the winners of the first match of the season, TEAM JARIO! & MALECHI!!!!!

Commented on: Tue Jan 17, 2006 @ 10:19pm


	Malechi bowed, his long ears flopped over his face Yes, Yes we are your gods you may worship us now looks around dammit all the people are gone, FOOKING HELL!!!! scream scream looks around again and plops down on the ground and takes out another carton of juice and begins sipping on it mmmmm, Irkan Juice '^_^

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Commented on: Wed Jan 18, 2006 @ 01:06am


	crying but I wanna have fun w/Jeremy and David. . . . . is it all right w/u two!?!

Commented on: Wed Jan 18, 2006 @ 03:28pm


	'dont worry alanita! because we are starting a new round today!!!' three months after the arena was destroyed a new one was build to look exactly like its prvious one "and today marks the start of the next bout! the j/m team going against the (you gotto be kidding me... oh okay...) A very sterange video game cross over of Dr. Mario and Vector Man!!! Now if this doesnt top the last match I dont know what will. no seriously I dont, a chunk of my brain is missing... hey dont look at me like that!"(looking all paranoid like over his shoulders)

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Commented on: Wed Jan 18, 2006 @ 05:31pm


	bursts into uncotrollable laughter rofl it's Vector Man, so if I slap him in the face its the same as slapping him in the balls right? rofl rofl everyone can have fun with Malechi ^_^ cuz im just a fun-to-be-had kinda person '^,..,^

Commented on: Wed Jan 18, 2006 @ 09:53pm


	* ish sitting on the areas wall looking down* hmmm closer look* goes to the front row* >.>.....<.< .... hey where is everybody ... ninja * sneaks out* ...~30 mins later * has 40ish ppl tied up around her * ^.^ yay a mini crowd blaugh mrgreen

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Commented on: Thu Jan 19, 2006 @ 01:17am


	((JARIO!!!!WE HAVE THE GOLD FOR TEH FOOKIN GUILD!!!!!! WE SHALL NOW COMMENCE TO WORSHIPPING THE DONATORS!! WORSHIPS THE DONATORS)) Hehehe I see you brought more people huh? smiles and looks at the people and draws his sword ^_^ heheheh

Commented on: Thu Jan 19, 2006 @ 09:06pm


	pulls out the whip and commences to make the newly arrivers into a buncha icee's so we gots nurishment while watching the match laid out before us. . . "Go get 'em Jario and Malechi. . . " Jumps up and down while cheering and looking over shoulder to see a whord of gremlins that came to watch the match as well

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Commented on: Fri Jan 20, 2006 @ 03:06am


	Yeah!!!! raises arm in victory Ah, look Jario, we have a crowd of adoring fans! ^,..,^

Commented on: Fri Jan 20, 2006 @ 06:28pm


	yes, yes we do. and now Malechi which one do you want? Dr. mario? or Vector man?

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Commented on: Sat Jan 21, 2006 @ 11:08pm


	Gameshow-hosty voice First, a reference to a song for a game of yesteryear... Link, Fill up your hearts So you can shoot Your sword power.... I pick Dr. Mario.

Commented on: Mon Jan 23, 2006 @ 01:33am


	yo Sam you should come and start posting in the Guild (I believe I sent you a Guild invite)

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Commented on: Tue Jan 31, 2006 @ 01:35am


	whoot, goes you guys!

Commented on: Fri Jan 18, 2008 @ 07:34pm


	slowly walks into a seemingly abondond studio ... what the hell? man this place has gone to hell in 3 years... well its been a while... OKAY GUYS! TIME TO RECONSTUCT THIS PLACE!!! clouds of dust and debris are seen flying here and there, breaking glass and suddenly a beam of light shines though the crack i the cieling, and it leads to an open laptop "welcom jari....jario maon! sysem upgrade required!" then the laptop shuts down "huh! well that was kinda creepy. any way time for the new s**t!"

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