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“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
And pray there's intelligent life somewhere up in space...
Because there's bugger-all down here on earth.

Thanksgiving is over. The triptophan is wearing off. The slow steady hate for the rest of the world is creeping back in on little cat feet. Which have been removed from the cat by hacksaw. smile

My birthday is also over. Wooty, i'm of legal drinking age. Now, i can order booze with my meals. That is, if I wasn't always the one driving, and if we ate somewhere nicer than burger king or mcdonalds. razz I actually got really good gifts for my birthday. It's quite a surprise, since I tend to get crap for gifts. Oooh, socks, you shouldn't have. What's this? Oh, it's a gift certificate to the Nut store? thanks! I was almost out of macadamias. Why, I can't beleive it! It's the gift of my family forgetting! Aww, you shouldn't have. smile

This year, however, it seemed like people actually put thought into things. Which, on the whole, was very cool. We saw Goblet of fire. (Good, a bit rushed in places, but fun.) We ate at bennigans. I had a monte cristo and booze. Things went well. Actually, it kinda shocked me a bit. Things have not been going well for me recently and it was nice to have a day that didn't ******** me in some new and horribly interesting way.

Gaming news: The Xbox 360 is out. I fail to care. I've used one in a store. It's pretty, I'll give it that. Other than that, no real compelling reason to shell out that kind of cash for something that doesn't even give you full backwards-compatibility, and is basically unproven.

Need for speed; most wanted: As good as need for speed underground two. Much more difficult, but there's a perverse pleasure I receive from duping all those smokeys and smashing their cruisers into tiny bits under a giant donut as they try and catch my turbocharged, 10 sec 1/4mile, nitrous-burning Eclipse. It's ******** tasty.

Shadow of the colossus: I wasn't interested when it came out. Then, a friend brought it over, and I stayed up all night beating the ******** thing. Short, but.. such a gaming experience. It should be tried by all, much like katamari damacy. It's weird, it's got a unique flavor, and it provokes a sense of curious morals as you clamber onto and then savagely stab these massive and sometimes gentle, giants.

Got multiple giftcards to target, so, I went to target and spent them.

The simpsons, season 6 is, quite possibly, the best season ever. It has the goddamn stonecutters episode! (best episode ever) and the "A dozen and one greyhounds" episode. (best song and dance-routine, ever.) See my vest, see my vest... See my vest!

Also snagged a copy of Xmen: Legends for 15$ or so.. Haven't tried it yet, but it showed promise ages ago, and I never got around to trying it out. Of course, Need for speed and castlevania currently tug at my gamerstrings, and I bounce like the ******** puppet I am.

Finally managed to hack my 4.1 speakers into my TV with some cables I got at target. They sound fantastic, but the bass will anger the downstairs tenants unless I turn it down. I have to remember to do that when I get off work. Or, crank it way the ******** up, just because.

Other news: The car is resurrected. It lives once more, except my clutch throw is all the way down to 1 1/2 inches. Took some getting used to, but... it works. Apparently, I also need new brakes. ********.

Mom is going in for cancer removal surgery in the next few weeks. Things look promising.

Christmas is coming soon. I hate christmas. That reminds me, I should get started on the gift purchases. How in the bloody ******** am I going to obtain, wrap, and hide a copy of guitar hero? The box is HUGE.

Edited for massive spelling errors, and.. to keep moony from making any more fun. razz


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  • User Comments: [9]
    Quote:
    I've sued one in a store


    Did you win?

    comment Moonblossom · Community Member · Sat Nov 26, 2005 @ 07:47pm
    Quiet, you.

    comment Twistex · Community Member · Sat Nov 26, 2005 @ 09:11pm
    I didn't know your mom was ill- you never said anything, which is understandable. My most sincere wishes for her safe and speedy recovery 3nodding

    On a happier note, glad you had a good birfday. ^^

    And I must add: Like my loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffers, but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best! Come on prepares those dogs! Save two for matching clogs! See my vest! see my vest! see my vest!

    comment siskataya · Community Member · Sat Nov 26, 2005 @ 09:12pm
    Actually, I did.

    http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/index.php?mode=view&p=2654590

    But, like, all of 1 person read that entry, so I'm not surprised you missed it. My journal was all wonky with errors.

    Thank you for your support. smile

    Oh, and..

    Ah one two three four!

    Some men hunt for sport,
    Others hunt for food,
    The only thing I'm hunting for,
    Is an outfit that looks good...

    See my vest, see my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest,
    Feel this sweater, there's no better,
    Than authentic Irish setter.

    See this hat, 'twas my cat,
    My evening wear - vampire bat,
    These white slippers are albino
    African endangered rhino.

    Grizzly bear underwear,
    Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
    Beret of poodle, on my noodle
    It shall rest,

    Try my red robin suit,
    It comes one breast or two,
    See my vest, see my vest,
    See my vest.

    Like my loafers? Former gophers -
    It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,

    So let's prepare these dogs,

    Kill two for matching clogs,

    See my vest, see my vest,
    Oh please, won't you see my vest.


    Man, that and the stonecutters song are the best.

    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    We do! We do!
    Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the martians under wraps?
    We do! We do!
    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
    We do! We do!
    Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscars night?
    We do! We dooooooooooooooooooo!

    comment Twistex · Community Member · Sat Nov 26, 2005 @ 09:28pm
    He actually did mention his mother a few entries back.

    Now for the boulder of punishment! (sees the birthmark) He is the one prophesized! (releases him from the boulder) Now for the boulder of salvation! (chains him to a bigger boulder) xd That season probably offers the best episodes of the The Simpsons ever concieved.

    Glad you got things you wanted.

    comment Druki · Community Member · Sat Nov 26, 2005 @ 09:31pm
    Quote:
    Edited for massive spelling errors, and.. to keep moony from making any more fun.


    Well, ********. What am I supposed to do for entertainment now? Go get me some booze, and put your manties on. Or go back to making amusing typos I can mock mercilessly.

    comment Moonblossom · Community Member · Sat Nov 26, 2005 @ 09:38pm
    awe.... Shadow....I havn't played. I should.... Instead I watch my roommate play and my apartmant yells at him. Telling him where to go, NO! Don't do that do this! helping him calm down after being rammed by the damn little bull collosus. So well done... I love the camera effects and that stupid horse ^ ^
    happy birthday, sorry I didn't get any art done for you.... sad

    gotta go to work, bye!

    comment Futo Maki · Community Member · Sun Nov 27, 2005 @ 02:03pm
    Forget Shadow of Collusus. What about Shadow the Hedgehog?
    I saw a commercial saying it was in stores already and I almost wet myself. XD

    comment [Q] · Community Member · Mon Nov 28, 2005 @ 01:12am
    Mmm. Best wishes to yer mum.

    Good to hear you're of legal drinking age too. Drink a Manhattan or two for me. I still have a year and a couple of months to go wink

    Shadow of the Colossus is much like sex with a gymnast. It loses it's charm after a while, true, but the first time is just ********.

    You get the gift certificates to the Nut store too? I think I'm practically an honorary member. Why, they practically know me as Sir Almond, though I've yet to gain the same rank in Bath & Beyond, though I'm sure if I get another certificate (true story, sadly) I'll either tell my aunt not all gay/bi people like candles, or... buy some candles ninja

    Anywho. I know I've dissapeared off the face of the earth completely. Just wanted to say... yo. smile

    comment [ Kiro ] · Community Member · Mon Nov 28, 2005 @ 03:03am
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