Category: Pets and Animals
1. Generic pizza slices are triangular while whole pizzas are circles; shouldn't the edges of the whole pizza be straight and not curved?
2. When people use the phrase "I have to say.." what follows next usually needn't be said?
3. When someone gets evicted from their home, they also lose their belongings, which they personally paid for..?
4. Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
5. No one can ever know what a deserted area looks like..
6. Animals look "cute" until someone insists that you pet them. (or is that just me
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7. Juice that say 100% juice are clearly partially concentrated.. (next time check your trusty ingredients list on the juice)
8. Cussing makes everything sound a little bit more.. dire.
9. When you're buying fruit, the sticker is strategically placed over the bruises.
10. The color pink calms you down the best.
11. The generic Jesus is white, but he was born in the middle east.
12. Powerade has a blue flavour of "winter blast" or something along those lines. What in the world can a blast of winter taste like..?
13. Americans know how to 'fatten' healthy foods pretty well..( i.g. Cheese on Broccoli, Fried Catfish, or Salad with heavy ranch dressing)
14. A lot of Arabs look like Indians.
15. Simple walkmans can have radio signal on them but ipods don't.
16. Laptops cause scoliosis because an average adult has to bend their back and crane their necks down to clearly see the screen.
17. Sweeping lint and dust under the rug really does save time.
18. Kids want to be older and adults want to be younger..
20. They say marijuana is illegal but movies and songs and celebrities publically express their use of weed and nothing ever happens.
21. People insult themselves on Myspace intentionally to fish for compliments..
22. On the road, yellow light means slow down but people ironically speed up.
23. When you tell someone not to think about something, they can't help but think about it once you bring it up.
24. Teachers always tell you to "look it up in the dictionary" when you don't know how to spell something.. well how do you find the word if you don't know how to spell it?
25. SHIPment is used to describe the stuff that trucks transport, while CARgo is the stuff that ships transport.
26. people ask to barrow paper that they never return. (andrew)
27. the things that you don't want to buy are considerably cheaper.
28. "the smaller the idea, the bigger the words are to expresss it" ?
29. a bore (bored person) always takes his time taking your time?
30. it's alot easier to forgive an enemy after you have gotten back at them.
31. an optimist is always able to see the bright side of OTHER people's problems.
32. 70% of black girls' names end with esha/isha or an 'a' in general.
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