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	jokes to a minimum
	jokes to a minimum


ok when your talking to someone you like and a subject comes up that reminds you of a joke its ok to wait till they're finished and say hey that reminds me of a great joke. but theirs some jokes that will totally end the convrsation. heres some guidelines 1. chuck norris jokes ( guys lets keep norris among men)((however if a girl knows a good one feel free to go for it)) 2. no thats what she said cause she will stop talking 3. yo mama is a touchy subject. if shes cool it might be worth the risk if not dont chance it. 4. no retarted jokes. make sure if theyre gonna laugh theyre gonna pee themselves. 5. make sure the joke stays on topic to the conversation. dont be talking about music and be off somewhere else. 6. theres a limit to jokes. dont use all your best ones at first. youll need them for later. 7.if they dont get it drop it dont explain it or youll be insulting their intelligence. 8.always look them in the eye when you tell a joke 9.know your listener. if they got a paralyzed brother and your crack a joke about being paralyzed you might as well shoot yourself in the foot 10. make sure to get the phone number afterwards. if you can get them to laugh theres a strong chence youll get it Jahh94 · Fri Apr 10, 2009 @ 12:49pm · 1 Comments


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Sat Apr 11, 2009 @ 07:03pm

Thats a good oneand its true I should show that to my BF smile

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