This is now back to a series of unfortunate events, because my girlfriend broke up with me, I may delete the other post. Anyways, here are some jew jokes
How did the Rabbi win the marathon?
Someone dropped a penny at the finish line.
What do you call a Jewish electrician?
Pikajew
How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5, one to screw in the light bulb and four to spin the chair.
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